Well here I am at 2:34 in the morning. Being bombarded by my cat and other mismatched weapons. What I've began to notice is that all the shows I watch in the afternoon are on. I'm fighting the evil monsters of Naruto on gamecube while writing my first battle log. I fear that this will be a long match agianst the fearsom Orochimaru. I'm hidding behind a fort of pillows and blankets. I can take on most of the damage but he's made me stay at long range with Rock Lee. Using my fearsome demon gates I can use unlimited chakra to use my ultimate move multiple times in a row. With my fearsome fighter and a back up of gengitsu on Ino I can worry more about the attacks of the armymen strewn about my floor. I sent out a remote control car to run over the army men creating a safe path to my fridge. But what was gaurding it was a robot. I knew no ordinary toy would beet it. So I paused my game and took out the heavy duty shrapnel. A nerf gun with spread and rapid fire. Destroying the robot I got what I had wanted. A riceball left over from dinner and a ice cream box. With this I made my journey back to my fort. Disapeering into the night was my cat. So I bagged my rations and went across the battlefield watching for any hidden toy. Making my way to my fort I found what had been lost on my journey. My controller. It was burried in the rubble from where it landed. It knocked over my bed. The controll retrieved and my food placed I grabbed the control to hit the mute but turned up the volume in my sleepiness. Waking my parents. Having to go to bed now I say farewell... tell tomarrow.
At first I thought you were playing a Naruto Gamecube game while drunk/high. But now I can plainly see the answer = You need a life.
It was three in the morning and I was bored...
@vatler: Um... I dunno
Well, it certainly was most useful. Do endure any punishments meted out, however, and fare well against thine enemy. Fear not the dark for even the worst of villains are afeared to tread it. Nay, only the simpletons of yesterday will be found dead at the doorstep. Be not afraid.