FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

Fake Ass Friends: Will Just Read It
Real Friends: Will Repost It
Send This to 8 Of Your Real Friends

True that. Everything but the bathroom sharing.
Me

Partner-in-crime and DDR, Daro


*randomly poofs and disappears*

Well, if I followed all of those statements, I have no REAL friends. But alot of them are actually personality based, some of them are actually how long you have actually had a relationship with the person. But I suppose there really isnt such a thing as fake friends and real friends, its really based on one's own opinion and definition of a friend. Also, it depends on if a person has levels of friendship as well. These are all things to factor as well.

That's a major load. I've known a guy for like, 11 years, and I STILL call his parents Mr/Mrs and knock on da door.

Guys. It's in RI. It's not something you should rethink your whole life for.

Oh,m I don't rethink my life over it. I look at my life and say that list is bs XD

Only half of them are right.

ARE YOU SAYING IM SENSITIVE!?

Well, this is actually kinda right for me. I mean, I have some really good friends who don't call my parents mom or dad, but they do call them their first names, which is what they do with their parents. All the ones that can fit my age and good behavior actually match me.

You know what I say? I copied+pasted. :/

Side note- That "Send This to 8 Of Your Real Friends" wasn't there when I highlighted it because things like that piss me off. Like hell I'll e-mail people over some damn opinion.

Isn't this one all over the web? I see variations of it though. Some insert a human race in the 'fake friends' slot, and some put something completely different. It's.... rather repetitive, actually.