Dark Menace had one in jhanuary I think. i believe he founded us, so he kinda deserves a late birthday since he never got one in time. At least, he hasnt been in any of the bday topics soon enough to have been made for him I checked. And he whined about it :S

Dark menace asked for some cooking a long while ago. I kno becausr I just cheked his profile I've decided as a irthday present I'm going to give him my favorite baklava recipe once I can bother to type it up! It's hard to make, and maybeh e won't appreciate it, but it seemed like the best I coudl do in compensatoin.

Frankly, the thought was nice, but if you're gonna "give him the honour", what's with the messy spelling?

Happeh Post B-Day anyways!

Happy Post B-Day!

They never would'a done this for me...

I already sorta said Happy Birthday, but, uh, happy belated birthday... again?

Happu birthday to you. Late Happu birthday.

Happy birthday.

Ditto what the others said.

Happu birthday is actually the correct spelling. Severian is just the only one who realized it.

Happu birthday.

:o

You're pulling our leg, right?... Karn?

Nay.

If you punch in happu birthday on google, the second result is a myspace. Everyone knows myspace users are smarter than dictionaries.

Karn is most intelligent FEW member according to the awards poll. I am the second most intelligent member with Grondy in absentia (I just used IN ABSENTIA for crying out loud!).

Moreover, if you look at the poll, us together have more intelligence than everyone else combined. If you don't count grondy and me, karn is more intelligent than the entire board on his lonesome. If you count me but not grondy, Karn is as intelligent as the rest of the board.

Finally, I just proved I can add, and that makes me right no matter what anyone says.

EDIT-Kaden, if we forget your birthday post AND then complain to the management, someone will post you a happy birthday topic. Oh, you also have to create the site :P Thanks for that DarkMenace.

:mellow: :o

I just read that cooking topic from Dark Manace:

It sounds odd - the ingredients, do - but it made my mouth water. Thanks a lot, Karn.

^_^


And Severian, your addiction confused the fudge outta me. :blink:

I feel like you could be suggesting something or talking about my last post. I'll assume the latter, and add I don't quite get it either. I was referring to the poll for "smartest FEW member" though. Basically, it's happu now everyone.

(btw thanks for that unintentional reminder about the recipe. I'll get that recipe up tonight, whether he wants it or not!)

Interesting logic there, but I know you know that's so wrong it's un-laughable

Just because Karn's the obvious pick for the smartest one, doesn't mean he's smarter then everyone else combined

Let's take numbers for example, let's say we did a contest for the highest number, and out of them we nominated 100, 67, 57, 71, 47, and 50, just because 100 got all the votes, doesn't mean 100 > 67+57+71+47+50

(I take the most idiotic things a bit far, I know >_> (Or I just need a life..) )

Dudes..

If we squished Severian and Karn together, we'd have some... like... impossible, super-human... un-escapeable... robot... thing.

It'd be mass crazyness.

For real. B)

Mmmm. Ramen.


The universe collapsed on self, bee, also, too.

Nah it's fine, I enjoyed it.

We'd also be tall!

I'm something like 5'11 - 6'2 (I really don't know for sure :( can never remember what the doctors and people tell me). If Karn is even 4 feet tall - and I assume he's not a dwarf - then we'd be real tall! I mean, assuming our masses evened themselves out magically instead of just making us really fat.

Again, your logic defys would, if your masses would even out, wouldn't your heights aswell?

What I meant is whether the masses distributed evenly throughout the amalgamated Karn/Severian mass. That is , whether it'd be proportioned correctly, instead of simply adding our heights (one mass building directly on top of other) or our widths/lengths (side by side)

(EDIT-And I assume that we'd need a general combination of our masses in order to support the weight of our brain MWAHAHAA)

*gasp* a birthdu topic??? I'm so suprised, this was completely unexpected.... awww, you're gonna make me cry! *gives out free blueberry pies* <<<my favorite kind of pie :ihavepie:

Blueberru pies :ihavepie:

I actually am a dwarf. Hehe, Tyrion.


:ihavepie:

Tyrion is awesome! I like Davos, Sandor Clegane, Cat Tully, and Stannis the most for some reason. I think I'd probably rate Tyrion 5th. Which is rather impressive in a book series which prolly has at least 30 fairly well developed characters by now.

Well, sometimes Bronn gives Tyrion some serious competition, but I'd still go with the dwarf.