Title: FE Based Humor
Severian - March 9, 2007 04:40 AM (GMT)
In a
gamefaqs, someone claimed that FE girls were "easy". I couldn't help but disagree.
| QUOTE ("MrBucket") |
You think FE girls are easy? Have you ever tried to get with Lyn, Louise, Fiora, Karla, and Rebecca at the same time? I got a C with all of them, and the result was that I couldn't go further than 2nd with any of them. They kept telling me they didn't want to take things too far, and all that stuff, but I know the real problem. They didn't want to just be a one-night stand - each and every one wanted me to be faithful to them alone. They heard about talks with the other girls, and they started painting me as a second sain, even if they didn't say so out loud. Even Louise, who was playing a lot dirtier than I was being a wedded lady and all, acted all high-and-mighty when I tried to push things forward.
But then I figured out the way. After arranging unfortunate accidents for Louise and Rebecca, Karla was more amicable to my advances; then I offed her for Lyn. But when I got rid of Lyn, the world of Elibe...suddenly ended. ****ing protagonists.
(I was laughing as I wrote this parody. For anyone who hasn't played too much FE like I have, you can only have 5 supports max, and an A is required for special endings) |
The worst part is, if I changed around a few names this would practically work with Sain's personality (besides the lyn part).
EDIT-Actually, the worst part is that I have killed off characters in order to finish my support library. If you kill off a character who has an A, their partner in the support clears up space for another support.
KuraiKitsune - March 9, 2007 11:24 PM (GMT)
xD! I'm glad I'm not the only one who did that. ^_^ I also routinely slaughter the protagonist after getting an A support (if the character has two B supports already), start the chapter over, and get the A support with another unit. ^_^
Evesgallion - March 10, 2007 12:55 AM (GMT)
Well... I got a couple of weird things to happen... I never really gave supports to any of the chars on the first run... but on the second run through...
Bartre + Karla got married
So did Lucius and Serra... I think I couldn really tell...
And Lyn had an A with Rath... but I didn really read there's cause I only gave them that as bonus stats for fighting the dragon...
Dart had an A with Geitz... I dunno what happened (agian only stat buff never really looked)
Florina had an A with the hired lady... her other sister
Heath was with I think it was Kent... I can't remember exactly... that 1 sorta had an accidant agianst nergal...
Ya... that was it
LoZfan03 - March 10, 2007 02:08 AM (GMT)
>_< I never even thought of doing that. I did quite enjoy the quote though
Reydemagival20635 - March 10, 2007 03:01 AM (GMT)
Bucket, you got the gamefaqs guys to laugh. I applaud you.
Esgalglinion - March 10, 2007 07:00 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Evesgallion @ Mar 9 2007, 07:55 PM) |
Bartre + Karla got married
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This is one of the more hilarious supportive endings that comes up. I guess beauty really lies in the eyes of the beholder.
As for your quote Bucket, god job. :)
(Yes, god job.)
Severian - March 11, 2007 12:06 AM (GMT)
You know what?
Considering the sigs of some people here, it's a good thing FEW doesn't work like FE, and people can have more than 5 supports.
Then again, some of the more pragmatic people on this site (me, karn) don't have supports, so I guess people would be safe from random axe murders anyway.
Evesgallion - March 11, 2007 01:50 AM (GMT)
I had 4 supports... sorta
1 with aiscool... who left so ya he died...
1 with marksman... he left so ya... he sorta got kicked off my support group...
2 with silenthunder... those got kicked off too...
sara13987 - March 11, 2007 03:21 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Severian @ Mar 10 2007, 08:36 PM) |
You know what?
Considering the sigs of some people here, it's a good thing FEW doesn't work like FE, and people can have more than 5 supports.
Then again, some of the more pragmatic people on this site (me, karn) don't have supports, so I guess people would be safe from random axe murders anyway. |
Can you imagine how different my online life would be if I was limited to 5 supports? Why, right now I can think of a minimum of 8, most of those being B's. I'd end up either having 2-5 friends or being betrothed to someone. :/
Severian - March 11, 2007 04:30 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (sara13987 @ Mar 10 2007, 10:21 PM) |
| QUOTE (Severian @ Mar 10 2007, 08:36 PM) | You know what?
Considering the sigs of some people here, it's a good thing FEW doesn't work like FE, and people can have more than 5 supports.
Then again, some of the more pragmatic people on this site (me, karn) don't have supports, so I guess people would be safe from random axe murders anyway. |
Can you imagine how different my online life would be if I was limited to 5 supports? Why, right now I can think of a minimum of 8, most of those being B's. I'd end up either having 2-5 friends or being betrothed to someone. :/
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I guess the world has just changed a lot since the dark ages. You can talk to a guy three times and stay single.