Okay, this is the fourth fucking time I caught my brother (18 years old) masturbating to straight porn (at least he's not gay) in the computer in the library... in like a month or two period. It's really starting to disgust me. I really don't care if you masturbate, but being so damn careless is so sickening... especailly since he is my older brother.

The first three times, I just pretended to be walking in for paper, which were my original intentions, not paying attention... although it's pretty hard not to notice...

Anyways, the fourth time, today, I was walking from my black computer (the good one I use for gaming) in the family room to start my homework in the room opposite to the library and see... yeah... and pretend to not notice again. I'm thinking it's disgusting etc., but it's not my business and I don't want to confront him about a matter like this. =/. Anyways, he leaves like a few minutes later and goes to the black computer (the one I use for gaming), and he starts to use it... and this really pisses me off because he was just jacking off and he didn't even wash his hands afterwards. I get pissed and tell him I need it for homework and gtfo. Then he is like, I wanna download podcasts for The Junkies. I leave for 15 minutes and he's still on it... surfing the internet (and typing)... and he's only downloaded 1 podcast saying it took him 10 minutes to download the one. I start yelling at him to gtfo and he should have downloaded all of his podcasts by now. Of course, my parents, who don't really like me and like my brothers more than me because they get straight A's and I don't, start yelling at me telling me that I've been on the computer enough for today and to give him 20 more minutes. At this point, I'm really pissed and start yelling back at them, and they yell at me back for me yelling back at them... and now I'm pissed and don't feel like starting my English paper... which I haven't started yet... the rough draft is due tomorrow too... =/

Anyways, should I confront him about this? I really have no idea how to handle this awkward situation. Any serious advice would be helpful. =/.

P.S. I used two wipes attempting to clean the keyboard and ridding it of any... yeah. =/

Okayyyyyyy, getting that off my chest felt pretty good. =/

Okayyyyyyyyy, after reading it over, it sounds like I'm not serious, but I am. If you know me, I try and make things lighter and humorous, but fail.

P.S. I really don't expect replies... I just wanted to get it off my chest. X_x

Wowwwwww... That's retarded. Sorry Alex.

I'd kick the whackjob's ass for doing that to my computer.

So it's normal to catch your older brother ejaculating this often?

Sorry...but, I don't there is a possible social precedent to this. Try just walking in on him noisily. I'm quite positive at least he'll be sneakier about it.

About your keyboard, use a different mouse, and use the on-screen keyboard til you find another one. I mean, Ych.

If he really thinks I did not notice him any of those times, he's either blind and deaf or gets too into his masturbating, he doesn't notice me. =/

If he's 18 he should be out getting pussy...

Thanks for your help, Hiei.

Um... well I got a few ideas...

1. "sit down" with him and discuss it...
2. Block all sites he visits that are um... yeah...
3. Film him doing it on the comp and black mail! (Semi-serious comment)

Lucky you. I actually found my lil' bro looking at gay porn. No joke. I beat him for that.

Anyways, I bet the spooge greases up your fingers for optimal efficiency.

Homophobe?

Well I've never look at... um... ya... but sometimes I imagine some of my friends like that (take in account I'm bi here...) so that's not bad... it's looking at it on the inter net...

On a serious note, Alex, he's your OLDER brother, so he can do whatever the fuck he wants. o_o Just say "...STOP BEATING IT." when he's doing it, hopefully it will embarrass him

God damnit. Doesn't he know porn is full of adware and spyware and shit (I think?)?

Hmm...it's none of your business, but it's still asshole'ish.

Maybe you could noisily catch him like suggested above, and then try to bully him into being sanitary and washing his hands and stuff? I really have no idea. I never saw my bro do anything, I just found stuff like, 2 years later, when I was cleaning useless files off the older compy.

Good luck dude. This one is clueless.

Dai, there's a diff between being a homophobe, and not wanting my lil' bro to be a butt pusher.

LoL but beating kids for it does not generally tend to be an effective strategy. I'm pretty sure I've heard stories about people who repressed it and stuff and then had lots of trouble coming out later, it's probably better not to teach him that liking guys = beatings.

However, beating little brothers is a healthy, normal activity, as long as you give them a chance to fight back and get a hit in and feel good about themselves. And you never let them win. NAH I WON EVERY TIME! I should know, I am a younger sibling.

LMAO

I can't blame you. I don't have a problem with fags... but if someone was homo within my family, I wouldn't like it.

Glad you get where I'm coming from :) Except I just saw the dude wearing a ponytail, and I told him he looked like a fag. What's he do? Keep wearing it. I'm scared.

Now back to you Alex.

REVOLUTION!!!!... Ya so I wear a ponytail...

Anyways... yes I know what you meant... I just thought you meant you didn like them in general... plus I preffer girls... usually... so don't expect me to hit on any of you...

Yeah um... I can understand both your problems but hey... I helped as much as possible... sorta...

xD

Sorry, I thought the topic was hilarious, since I definately didn't expect this to come up any time soon.

My tip to you is: Change the topic name. If someone innocent, such as Hiyami or Sara, reads this, they're gonna get scarred for life. xD

Note: Scarred for life is just a way of saying it, I'm not seriously meaning they'll be scarred for life.

Wow dude.... That really is fuckin' rediculous. Just tell him to stop beating it in public, what he does in private is one thing but Jesus man thats a little fucked up. Is the door even closed? I'm honestly at a loss for words here.

On the topic of gay family members I'm a little worried that my brother might end up queer, he hasn't really given me any reason to but he just kinda gives off a gay vibe. Oh yeah, and I would DEFINATLY beat the shit outta my brother if I caught him lookin at anything like that. Hospitalize his stupid ass B)

How is this hilarious? How would you like it if you caught your sibling wanking? =/. If you don't have a sibling, how would you like walking in on your parents having sex? =/.

Most people are saying I should tell him to stop jacking off "in public."

And the doors are half closed. =/. There are two doors to the library and he covers the one that is on the left, which is where the computer is... yeah, I don't want to explain my house.

What I meant wasn't that I found the thing itself hilarious, but rather that I really didn't think that anyone would post anything like it on the site. Ever. :/

lol life

Dear god, my mom walked in on me reading this, xD.

Anyways, that's just ....eh?

Frankly, I'd get him a girl, but that might be harder then it sounds, xD. You can say I'm just being an ass, and not really tring to help, but I'd seriously get it on video, and go right up to him, tell him that you'll show it off to all of (assuming he has some -.0) his friends, if he doesn't stop, or at least not do it in the open and leave (assuming it's yours) your computer alone. (If it's not yours, then you can try to get like make him wash-up, or...something >_>)

Iunno, I'm clueless on what to do, but want to post so I can say "Best of luck to you", xD

I don't have anything to record with. =/

Defiling of a good computer! Kick his arse!

That's beautiful irony. Someone walking in on you using the internet to read about someone walking in on someone else masturbating.

Also, the truth is that there are people who single and still masturbate, so even if he gets a gf it might not help.

I think the video is funny but I feel like it'd be too creepy to do IRL. I mean, seriously, do you want to put one of your family members jackin' on film? That would have all sorts of creepy implications and would possibly harm the person who made the vid more. But I assume that's an 'in good fun' thing neways.

There's a college video out on the internet somewhere where a guy was trying to videotape his roommate masturbating to gay porn, but when he barged into the room and yelled out, another guy crawled out from under the computer desk.

LoL!!

EDIT-I should include more but...well, that's it. Funny.