So, this is why I'm better than 95% of this board:

A) I can SUCCESSFULLY quote a comedian in my Junior Term Paper. The one that is around 50% of my grade. Read "Successfully"

B ) I've been engaged to Sara longer. As such Aien>Impostor.

C) I'm fucking Aien. What else can I say.

D) I can use this from a comedian in a paper:

Recently in an article in the New York Times, it's not seventy-one dark-haired virgins is really seventy-one crystal clear raisins. Slight difference in translation! … It's like somebody kills himself, and he goes "Where are my virgins?" "Here are your raisins! (Williams)

Fear my better than your ass. (Only about 95%~97% of you =p)

((Disregard point B. =p That's it. Aien just is fucking Aien. =p))

[This was about A and D. xD]

[[If your still reading this, then you have too much time on your hands. Go get laid. I heard that Kurai is doing girls recently]]

I've been married to Matty longer than I've been engaged to you... a good few months more. Maybe even a year. As such Matty>Aien. :P

*Ahem* You DID have MY Child.... *sends child support money* So how's our babeh gurl doin'?

You'd know if you paid attention to her. :/

Yeah, you big mean brute.

xD

Oh, but me and Sara have been at it longer... =p

rofllll

A) Nobody cares
B ) As sara said, I've been engaged longer :P
C) You are Aien... tee hee ^_^
D) Nobody cares

btw, I pwn you at CSS. ;P

And I pwn you in:

Age.
Common Sense.
Physics
Useful knowledge about life
Musical Theory
Most other games
Life.

I think I win. B)

There's one thing I pwn you in, Aien. Humility. I may be arrogant, but shit, you take it to a new level. So I pwn you in humility. Take that.

You are older; congrats, you die first.

I unno about common sense. :P. You seem to think unrealistically a lot. :P

Physics = meh

Useful knowledge about life? Meh, I un care. ^_^

Nobody cares about musical theory too >_>

I am better than you in all of the games I play. =/

You fail at life. :P. Quizbowl? Rofllll, you loser. :P

Whoooo giiives a shiiiiiiiiiiiit, maaan? :o

Apparently not youuu. :(

Many professional comedians usually says things which are broadly applicable; comedy is pretty damned often founded in social shit and stuff like that. If you couldn't use comic work in a somewhat intelligent way, I'd fault your intelligence.

I will admit I'm totally lost on HOK, unless it's supposed to be 'hokay, so here's the earth' from that end of the world thing.

Da fok?... I lost you and hoakay...

Ya... if you couldn use comedy in intelligence then Bush's job has failed...

Pwn.

:) Yay for serious responses in R.I.

No, I'm more like "eh I don't really care" than "OMG YOU LOSER I HATE YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF?!"

EDIT-I am not referencing Hiei, because Hiei's was funny.

...Aien, I love that quote. ^_^

"It's 71 VIRGINIANS you bastard!"

Anyone can engage Sara if they just give her some pop, so there really isn't anything of promotional value there. :/

Besides, you say that because you're Aien you own the place, but you don't even USE the Aien name! What if you're some Aien imposter you freak?! :o

OMG, mods, delete this post before the commoners find out that the current "aien" is just a tool to control public opinion.

NO! YOU CANNOT SILENCE US! FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOM!

Uhh, no. Never. Sorry.

- Age, yes, but that isn't really a fair judgement. You'll be old before me, though.
- Not necessarily.
- If everyone was taught the exact same thing, I'm sure a good few of us would seem smarter.
- "Useful" is arguable. Everyone's got their own sense of that.
- I might beat you in that.
- Name it and I'll try you.
- Arguableeeee.

Edit: Ironically, when I went to paste the second quote, it didn't come up. Instead, it was "Scott McKenzie". Coincidence? :S

[cough cough cough cough]

Were you saying something, my flamebaiting hypocritical idiot?

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The only reason why you aren't suspended/banned, according to YOUR rules is the staff's laziness. If I were you, I think I'd be watching my back, very very very carefully, where as I, whom has a 0%, due to YOUR rules, seems to be able to take a blow or two, legitimately and justifiably, according to the rules.

FURTHERMORE, I suggest before you go through the hole "e-relationship" crap, I suggest you glance through RI a little, before you start being flamebaiting retard. I can flamebait WAAAYYY better than you can, and if you think that I will let you sit around all day, you would have some serious ego issues, even more so than my humility problems, which I acknowledge.

As far as moderation goes, I'll use MY powers, and abuse them, ones most of the board does not know about, such as the all purpse ability to close my own topics, lest they get out of hand, so I can spare you the blow of being banned.

No wonder FEP banned you, you act like a junior high schooler, and dish out retorts similarly. The fact that you actually tried to make yourself look innocent on FEP just makes you more guilty. Geesh, use your brain, child.

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Sara, I'll take you in CSS anyday, anytime. You name the time, and map, I'll name the Aien ownage. And I'll take you music theory, starting with the definition of beats for 400 =p

As such, I believe, if I still own the powers, to lock this thread. Justic prevails once more, even if it's due to backseat moderation because the staff is too incompetent to follow their own rules.

*Patented Will Raynard head-smack on Aien and Hiei*

If you hadn't closed it, I was about to.

Hiei, shut up and quit egging people on.

Aien, get over yourself.

No more verbal warnings, just stop it.