I thought we'd add another "forum game" to this place, so I stole one from RPG Realms.

It's full name is Make a Wish and have it HORRIBLY corrupted! You make a wish, and the person after grants the wish with a twist to it, then makes a wish of their own.

An example:

Poster #1: I wish I had a sandwich.
Poster #2: Granted, the sandwich is poisoned.
I wish I had a pony.
Poster #3: Granted, the pony is a man-eater.
I wish...

And so on.

Just about any wish as well as wish-twister works, as long as it isn't an outrageous insult against anyone. Remember, it's supposed to be a game and not a flame war, and this IS is RI, so expect people to not be completely serious. And don't complain about how your wish is corrupted, as it will ruin the mood.

I'll start with:

I wish Sara could let me win for once.

Granted, but the game was who could eat the most bugs.

I wish I had a billion cagillion dollars.

Granted, but it seems it was counterfeit money and the FBI comes after you, locks you up and throws away the key.

I wish more people liked me.

Granted. They like eating you as a side dish.

I wish Pokemon for the DS would come out sooner.

Granted, but only in Japan.

I wish more people would read my fic.

Granted, you didn't tell us where it is.

I wish that I could fly.

Granted. You fly straight into the ground.

I wish I was more popular.

Granted, every three-year old paste eater adores you.


I wish I was a canary.

Granted, but you're caged up for the rest of your life and get eaten by the household cat.

I wish the snow all melted.

Granted, but all the sea levels rose by 100000 kilometres.

I wish I was level 120 in Maple Story.

Granted, but everyone else is at least level 121.

I wish everyone was happy.

Granted. Except now there are only two people left in the entire world.

I wish that the paste eaters would leave me alone.

Granted, you'll be accused of a molester cause they will never leave you alone...

I wish for a cat.

Granted, a wild man-eating jungle cat.

I wish I had some more money.

Granted, but the neighborhood dog got ahold of it first and now it's yellow.


I wish I had a donut.

Granted, but appears to be one of those that hangs over a donut-parlor, and you end up getting crushed by it.

I wish I could dance.

Granted, but yo can only do the macarena.

I wish I was an Oscar Meiner Weiner.

Granted, but it's made of ground up animal feces and genitals.

I wish for this damned Latin project to GO AWAY.

Granted, now you have to do an Esperanto project.

I wish I had more Coca-Cola in the fridge.

Granted, it is flat D:

I wish I had a 8800 GTX

Granted, but you don't have anything to use it on. And if you did, you don't anymore. :lol:

I wish football season would start. :angry:

Granted, but it's nude football.

I wish to be all knowing.

Granted. You now know my friend All.

I wish I had a date with a chimpanzee named FruFru

Granted, but she acts like an ape.

I wish for a nice dream tonight.

Granted, but it's a gay wet dream.

I wish I could win the Stanley Cup.

Granted. they put you in charge of the Stanley cup at the last minute with nothing at your disposal except a rubber band and 3 dollars.

(Yes I knew what you meant.)

You didn't post a wish. :o

I wish I received straight A's in all of my classes and got perfect scores on SATs and ACTs.

Granted, but you're accepted to Yale and forced to perform brain surgery on George W. Bush to make him have an IQ of 46 (Net gain of 48, and we tested two planks of wood and a beach ball and they had a combined score of 14)

I wish I could go back in time and change my life choices earlier on in life.

Granted, but you'll turn gay in college.

I wish I could get some.

Granted, you get some Polka music CDs.

I wish I lived closer to you guys. :3

Granted, but Karn kills your family and Sara turns you gay.

I wish I had a sarcastic and better POed emoticon.

Granted, but the sarcastic comments are all black jokes.

I wish Alice in Chains would make some new CD's.

Granted, he makes the background music to porno films and puts them all in a collector's edition CD pack.

I wish I got turned back from becoming gay.

Granted. Now every female is gay.

I wish for penguin that was my best friend to come to life and destroy all of mankind (including me)

Granted, but penguin self-destructs in the process and ends up killing only you.

I wish I was female. :3

Granted. Now every guy in every bar in the United States has your phone number and address. It's best you start running now.

I wish for un-ending war.

Granted, but now your moms a total slut.

I wish arms weren't so sore =(

Granted, but now your legs hurt.

I wish there wasn't so much wind.

Granted, but now it's fire.

I wish I had gone today... :(

Granted, but you didn't specify where, so you go to hell.

I wish it'd stop snowing.