And I made some weird sayings, and I thought I should share this with everybody. Some quotes may be boring, but hey, they are interesting... to me at least.
Intelligence Level
Tarantula1711 says:
Ignorance is bliss.
Tarantula1711 says:
Its true.
SM says:
XD
SM says:
Well, I am the dumbass of the genius category
SM says:
Or the genius in the dumbass category
Tarantula1711 says:
I'm the second. :3
SM says:
Crap, I lost my sense of being horny
Food Commercials
SM says:
You know...
SM says:
Those food commercials?
SM says:
They make it all tasty and stuff
SM says:
And once you buy it
SM says:
It looks like crap
Tarantula1711 says:
Yeah. XD
SM says:
It's so high quality in the commercials and the menu pictures
SM says:
But in reality
SM says:
It's something you'd hate to eat
Tarantula1711 says:
Well, its not like they're going to make it look like crap in the commercials.
Tarantula1711 says:
It wouldn't sell.
SM says:
Someone would be saying, "Sir, this is not what I see in the TV commercial!"
SM says:
"I want a f*cking refund!"
SM says:
Of course, that would be a dumbass saying that
Tarantula1711 says:
I don't think you could ever get a refund for food.
SM says:
XD
Tarantula1711 says:
If you could, the article for food that you purchased wouldn't be resold.
SM says:
I guess they rather pay attention to satisfaction rather than patience
SM says:
Because it would be a total different problem if the food were actually very good quality
SM says:
"Sir, where's my order? It's been three f*cking hours!"
SM says:
And once they recieved their order
SM says:
"Aww, great. You made me late for my job... oh, that's a nice burger."
Bad Foods
SM says:
It's too bad fast foods can make you die
SM says:
Right?
SM says:
Or no?
SM says:
Cus I don't know
Tarantula1711 says:
Yeah, if you eat too fast, you can get hiccups and die to death.
SM says:
... crap
SM says:
No wonder I choke everytime I eat rice and eggs with banana sauce
SM says:
It's like... by breakfast choice of meal
Tarantula1711 says:
SM.
SM says:
I'd do anything for rice and eggs with banana sauce
Something I Wished to Do
SM says:
You know what I like to do all my life, but things like the computer distracts me?
SM says:
If there wasn't anything that interests me right now
SM says:
I would love to lay down on a couch with a few people, eat chips and dip and soda, and watch the TV blanklessly 24/7
Tarantula1711 says:
Wow.
Tarantula1711 says:
Thats like...
Tarantula1711 says:
You cant get any more Loser than that. XD
SM says:
I mean
SM says:
Even though it shows your true laziness
SM says:
It looks and sounds awesome
SM says:
Even though it sounds boring at the same time
SM says:
I'm always like, "That's so cool! I always wanted to do that! But not now, I want to do something else."
Tarantula1711 says:
XD
Tarantula1711 says:
Yeah, I know what you mean.
SM says:
I wonder what makes me not so much into the idea?
SM says:
The fact that once I stopped, I'll realize how much time I wasted in my life? Or how mishaped I have been for a week?
SM says:
It's gonna have results you don't wanna know
The Video Game Playing Channel
SM says:
Why can't there be a channel on TV that features a random video game you can play using your TV remote?
Tarantula1711 says:
That would be sugoi desu you!
SM says:
Nani?
Tarantula1711 says:
Sugoi deus you = Amazing/freaking Awesome!!!!
Tarantula1711 says:
Soo Goi Deh Soo Yoh
SM says:
Ah, I see
Tarantula1711 says:
No wait.
SM says:
Anyway
Tarantula1711 says:
Soo Goh Ee Dess Yoh.
Tarantula1711 says:
Yeah
Tarantula1711 says:
Thats the right one.
SM says:
It would feature random games like Super Mario or Call of Duty or Ninja Gaiden on certain days
SM says:
One game = 24 hours
SM says:
But the flaws will be like
SM says:
Once the game reached its time limit, another game will be replaced and there is no save feature
SM says:
I'm guessing they're gonna have to go with old school games
SM says:
But the flaw will still be present
SM says:
I think
SM says:
But imagine... playing "Pacman" on channel 3455
SM says:
With your TV remote
Tarantula1711 says:
Thats a great idea.
Tarantula1711 says:
And would be awesome.
Tarantula1711 says:
TV of the future.
Highscores
SM says:
And highscores can be recorded of everyone
SM says:
Now they meant something for home, not just arcades
SM says:
I mean
SM says:
Beating your own highscore is plain boring
SM says:
It's like
SM says:
Beating yourself with a stick
SM says:
Seeing how much pain you can handle
SM says:
If it's someone else's score...
SM says:
THen you would be beating him or her with a stick
SM says:
"I'm gonna beat you up for beating my highscore, you b*tch!"
Tarantula1711 says:
XD!!!!!
Tarantula1711 says:
You know, I never looked at it that way.
Tarantula1711 says:
I'm going to put that in the quote section on Sprite Wars.
Tarantula1711 says:
Thats awesome.
SM says:
Highscores don't really have a purpose unless comparing it with at least 4 other people'
SM says:
If you were alone, you're only gonna play the game once and throw it away at Gamespot for cash
SM says:
So yeah
SM says:
I really don't get why highscore features were built in old games like Super Mario Bros.
Games Wants Us to Buy
Tarantula1711 says:
I like to keep my games, unless they're super crappy.
SM says:
I wonder how people get super crappy games. Like looking at video game commercials like food commercials?
SM says:
Or just getting one out of the shelf?
SM says:
Sometimes I feel objects have feelings
Tarantula1711 says:
XD
Tarantula1711 says:
You know...
SM says:
Whenever I'm in a gamestore, I always look at a shelf with a certain set of games
Tarantula1711 says:
Me too.
Tarantula1711 says:
Its wierd.
SM says:
It's like, nobody grabbed a game from that shelf
SM says:
Yeah
SM says:
And I don't know why, but I feel sad for the games that nobody wants to buy those.
SM says:
They're saying to me, "Nobody wants to play us! Please, buy us and play us!"
SM says:
And that's how I got Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee
SM says:
o_o
Tarantula1711 says:
I like it when I get a game for fun, enjoy it, and then find out that it got terrible ratings.
Tarantula1711 says:
Did you enjoy Godzilla?
SM says:
Yeah, actually
Blue or Red?
SM says:
I thought it only affects me in stores
SM says:
But it affects me everywhere
SM says:
When I have to go to church, I have a choice of two polo shirts... A blue one, or a red one
SM says:
I was gonna go with the blue one, since I kinda like that polo better
SM says:
But the red shirt is all like...
SM says:
"What? You chose him? Why not me? You always wear him everytime you go to church! Why can't it be me for a change?!"
SM says:
I feel as if the red polo is pissed at me
SM says:
Then I wear him for a party I'm going to...
SM says:
And then this happened...
SM says:
"Aww... you had to choose me. Now I'm wet of fruit punch! You better put me in the laundry after you're done here!"
SM says:
And that shirt is still pissed at me today
Dealing With Objects
SM says:
This is why I hate choosing between things
SM says:
I thought choosing between people would be a little easier... but the guy I didn't choose to come with me for an event at school... got pissed at me... like if he was the red shirt
SM says:
I think I need to make up for that shirt
SM says:
What can I do?
SM says:
Knit him some more pockets?
Tarantula1711 says:
Dude.
Tarantula1711 says:
They're not people.
Tarantula1711 says:
Calm down.
Tarantula1711 says:
*Pets*
SM says:
Still...
SM says:
I just feel that way
SM says:
And you don't even know what I feel about pillows
I so want to find out about pillows now... I think that to though about shirts and games. It's how I got into Anime/PKMN for a lil bit.