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Title: Profile Parody
Description: Please don't actually use this.


Ursula - June 12, 2007 04:54 PM (GMT)
Name: Akira the beautiful the wonderful the awesome the glorius the invincible the merciful

Class: Royalty

Appearence: Akira is like a god among men. Everything about him is fabulous. His hair cascades like a waterfall and his eyes are like diamonds. He has the most golden locks in the universe. He is as tall as a mountain and is strong like an ox. his eyes show deep knowledge, and he can speak in two billion languges. Everything that Akira wears is made from solid gold. He is so handsome that when ever he enters a village, all the people throw themselves at his feet them build a twenty foot tall statute of him.

Equipment: Akira has a cape that can block all blows, bracers that can crush diamond, a crown that can stop all magic, and armor that makes him stronger, and boots that make him as fast as a cheetah.

Bio: Akira comes from a long line of superb royalty. He is the first of eighty six children, all of them also wonderful. Richard first killed a man when he was two, and slayed a dragon the next day. In a million fights to the death, Akira has never been touched. Just when he became of age, both of his parents died, making him king of everyting. Akira then married Gloria the beautiful the wise the strong the fairest of them all. Then, Akira banished all evil from the world.

Personality: Akira is brave, wise, brave, caring, brave, mecriful and brave. All in all, Akira is perfect in every way

strikeraider827 - June 12, 2007 05:12 PM (GMT)
AGH GARY SUE. BURN IT. BURN IT.

Severian - June 12, 2007 07:23 PM (GMT)
I thought it was Stu not Sue?

I want armor that makes me weigh as much as a hippopotamus.

Pondy - June 12, 2007 07:40 PM (GMT)
Mary Sue/Gary Stu. Just look at Kurai's sig. :lol:

Leo - June 17, 2007 07:29 AM (GMT)
XD But you forgot to give him a Japanese name.

Ursula - June 17, 2007 11:35 AM (GMT)
Done

Kojiro - June 17, 2007 03:15 PM (GMT)
I feel hurt.

Ursula - June 17, 2007 03:26 PM (GMT)
Sorry. It's the only one I could think of




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