"Kill Person Above" Topic!

Originating from one of the most earliest boards, and traveling all over the world... Pockethouse, FFO, possibly even that well known but widely disliked Runescape...
The "Kill Person Above" topic is the grandfather of many pointless random insanity styled topics!

The rules are simple...

• Topic is started.
• Second poster kills above poster randomly.
• Avoiding death, unallowed, revivals later on, are!
• Third poster kills second, repeat process with fourth killing third, rinse, continue.
• No repetitive killing of two people by eachothers hands.
• No whinin' about dyin', you came here to kill, be prepared to be killed!

No rules stated on the board as I have seen disallow me of doing this on the board!
As an example to some people who are newer to this concept (You must be new to the internet too, or relatively.) I shall give an example using the magic of quotes not containing actual quotes!

An example of what not to do...

And now for me to honourably die!

A rabbit ate you.

EDIT: *cries* The rabbid wolverine! >.< Must I terrorize myself? <_<

Chris's zombie eats your brains.

Classic shotgun fire to your face.

You cut yourself to much (WOO CLASSIC END FOR ME!)

...what?

Death by meteor fall.

Death by fanboy rape <_<

by Fanbot Karn!

Death by drowning

Death by Mangekyou Sharingan.

UndeadBlight is mauled by a rabies infected chimp!

Saberin falls to the peaceful monks of irony?

Ironically enough, the monks end up turning around and killing Eves instead.

I eat your brains when I'm zombified (along with Chris)

...WHAT?!

Took your top off and was killed by Greg Kinnear (heard from a flash)

Trace turns into a pigeon, then is fed alka seltzer... commence exploding.

^_^

(Ohhh, how I really want to do that to a real pigeon. =D )

Puff... um... puffs up?

((I want to go to a beach, cover a friends car with rice and watch his face when he sees his car covered in exploded seagull parts. :P))

Killed by harden, flaming ball of poo dropped by a passing airplane.

Trace becomes afraid of the dark thusly afraid of anything he owns. :P (Inevitable you perish or live in eternal agony... IDC)

Eve attains a intense phobia of air and to the point of self-stangulation. :P

Trace spies on Kurai and Kurai finds out :P

>.> Oh God... Poor Trace.


Eves marries a female spider; they have children... Eves is now decapitated.

Ahhh... sweet spidey bliss.

:rolleyes:

lol (implying something? :P)

Killed by sentient chicken and/or flock of chickens from Zelda.

T.T So mean puff...

Puff goes to the Darkside Lightside and uses Jedi force to cut Trace's head off before he calls his ninja bunnies to destroy the world

Evesgiggalo catchs an STD from when he has pity sex with a fat women.

He inevitably falls to the "republicanism" that he catchs from her texas buttocks.

DAMN RIGHT I WENT THERE! <_<

Falling off the top of a large building
Getting run over by a car
Being involved in a car accident
Heart attack
Drowning
Suffocating
Starving to death
Being decapitated by a sharp metal object
Being crushed under a cement slab or boulder
Having your wrist cut and bleed to death
Being stabbed multiple times by a maniac
Being eaten by a shark
Being eaten by a lion, bear, or tiger
Suffering a slow, painful death by cancer
the flesh eating bacteria
Anthrax
Choking on a piece of food
Electrocuted
Hit by a lightning bolt
Burned to death
Gas chamber
Lethal injection
Nuclear catastrophe
Going insane/loss of self awareness
Freezing to death
Poisoned
Being blind, deaf, dumb, crippled, and tortured
Pushed over Niagra Falls by your best friend
Beaten to death by a mob
Trampled in a soccer stadium
Impaled by a sword or spear
Eaten alive by a cannibal
Shotgun blast to the head
Brain dead
Cut in half with a saw
Force fed broken glass
Eaten by worms
Submerged in lava
Dragged behind a car at high speed
Slowly digested in the stomach of a whale
Buried in sand up to your neck on the beach
Falling into the blades of a helicopter
Embalmed Alive
Baseball bat to the head
Rattlesnake bite
Trapped in a school of jellyfish
Crushed under a forklift
Covered in acid
Arms and legs pulled off
Tortured, raped, and disemboweled
Put through a giant meat grinder
Hacked up with a chainsaw
Getting your brains sucked out
Strangled, stabbed, and beaten by a clown
Having your head squashed in a vice
Polked full of holes by a needle
Drug overdose
Trampled by a rampaging elephant

Nah, death by Sweet Chin Music. OH YEAH BABY!

Death by dancing

Death by not knowing Sweet Chin Music is infact a foot shoved into your head, not a type of music. (You'd probably just end up copying me taste in that music too o.0).

How would that kill you? No clue, maybe Triple H came and pedigreed you right after HBK knocked your head off. :)

UB has nightmares about being the Butler and is driven to insanity...

but I can't think of an imaginitive way of how you'd kill yourself. x.x

Puff gets suffocated by Juan (:P YAY EVIL ME!)

The bunny in your signature shoots you down with a glock.

That's what you get for believing in it.

UB... I created the bunny... and it now takes you out bringing it 2 steps closer to tyranny.

world tion?

I know Aien's just being an ass, but at least he got this place some activity :lol:

The bunny takes over the world, and as you ride on the float with Mr. Bunny, he claws your eyes out.

Aww, perty bunni :D

It says Tyranny UB...

(I stab you with cakes)

Hah, edit FTW?

You're editted from the list of people alive <_<

EDIT: Spell correction ;)

DAMN YOU TWO, STOP GETTING OFF TOPIC!

I slay both of you with two sticks with dead bunnys strapped onto the ends, in the fashion of a magical staff!

I slay Saberin with Whitey (Cruel Irony?)

This is RI, where being on topic is bad!

Eves hires Sara as a driver. We know how that ends.

Get's Kurai to remove your "Little Esgal", and has her slam it down your throat til you choke.

Lades explodes...

Randomly...

Without meaning...

And ends up dying from the explosion.