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Esgalglinion - July 3, 2007 10:57 PM (GMT)
Is there something that's been bothering you? Such as, why does LoZfan speak the way he does? Why does Lades know so much about guns? How come no one ever reacts to Sara's pink pyjamas?

Ask me any questions you want answered (apart from "Who dies?" "Who's the killer?" and so on), and I'll do my best to answer them truthfully. If I don't answer them directly, it's because I'm going to bring it up in the story.

Anyhow, ask away, and I'll put up questions and answers as they come.

QUOTE (Questions and Answers)

Q. Why do we all seem to talk exactly the same way? <_<
A. On the internet, no one has that distinctive way of speaking. No one talks dialect, accent or that much slang. The only thing that makes us all different is grammatical knowledge, and hell, that's a bitch to research. It's easier that way, I suppose.

Q. Where did the basis for my characterization come from?
A. You're dead. You need no characterization.
No, I based it on our conversations and replies you've posted. So yeah, I picture you as a grumpy, old man with a notebook in your chest pocket. :P

Q. Why can't my character be like real life Jordan? ):
A. Because real life Jordan isn't internet Jordan, duh.

Q. Why do we complain when you're nice enough to make a story about us?
A. BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL ASSHOLES! I HATE YOU! WAAAAH! :"( *huggles Karn plushie*

Q. Why DO I know so much about guns. ^_^
A. I'm more curious over where your question mark is. <_<
You have someone shooting a gun in your avatar, and from our Adventure of David conversations, you seem like a guy who would probably know stuff about guns. And I mean, you're American. Don't like, all americans have guns in their homes?

Q. Why does Aien want to stink?
A. When he grew up, his mother told him he needed to shower. Aien hated water, and instead stole his mother's perfume to hide the smell.
I just thought it was fitting for his personality to have a general pop idol-personality.

Q. Can I have a teddy bear?  :)
A. You mean...another one?! How many teddy bears do you want before you're satisfied?! No, more importantly, how can you even breath with that many teddy bears in the room?!

Q. Why does Sara get a teddy bear and not the rest of us?
A. Have you ever seen Sara without a teddy bear? You haven't, have you? Then don't ask. T_T

Q. And is Sara ever gonna cook dinner in it? Also if she does who's gonna get removed from the story by it? :P
A. First off, split up the question to begin with, so I don't get several questions in the same question.
I'm doubtful that I'm letting her cook. Not with everyone dying at all. She'd just add on the suspicion to her if she'd kill someone by it. Since you seem so eager though, I might let you eat it...

Q. How did Karn check for finger prints with out any equipment?
A. How could Karn produce a bottle out of nothing? How did he get a watch with a built in function as cellphone? Because it's Karn.

Q. Is Kurai fatally injured?
A. It is to be seen. <_< Let's just say she didn't die in chapter 3.

Q. Can I have a teddy bear? And if not, can I have some ice cream?
A. Why would you want a teddy bear? You're not even in the beach house. >_<
And no ice cream for you, but you can have the iScream, the newest product from Apple.

Q. That wasn't a question, now was it?  :unsure:
A.
QUOTE
He didn't.

What makes his post different from yours? <_<

Q. But in the second chapter, why was I splashing people with Valter? <_<
A. Because someone needed to splash water with Valter, or he'd be lonely. :(

Q. So, when is Pondy getting a bigger part? He's been a big part of the forums, in case you haven't been here for the last two years. :lol:
A. In time. In a very near future, actually. I'm not saying anything more. Heck, you might die before that. Who knows.

Q: When is chapter 4 coming out? :angry:
A. Today, the 5:th July, I hope.

Q: How many chapters are there, total, including the first three? :o
A. No idea. Depends on how many people that manages to guess who dies next and so on. And what mood I'm in. Depending on that, more people might die in the same chapter... :rolleyes:

Q. Is it hard to write chapter-by-chapter without knowing who is going to die in each chapter before you write it? :huh:
A. I'm not sure I get the question but...
I've rolled rns for the chapter I'm writing on and two chapters ahead of it. That means I know who dies for three chapters. Yes, it's hard, but I like challenges. Rawr. :3

Q. is the guessing topic that's already starting the official place for the reviving guesses?
A. First off, I'm going to keep making fun of your way of typing, it's just too hilarious to let it slide.
You could say that. I didn't start that myself, but if someone manages to guess the right person there (and mind you, only those already dead's bets count towards that, no refund). If you guess your name right there, and you've been dead, you might expect you to come back to life.

Q. Why does the lovey-dovey couple (Kakashi and Puff) seem especially secretive/suspicious?
A. Plot hole. Duh. T_T

Q. Okay, how is the killer eating if he/she/it lives in the woods?
A. By eating berries/mushrooms/wild life. Maybe bark.

Q. There's nothing wrong with it... Why can't Esgal love Hiyami?
A. Because there's an ocean, age and Sara seperating us. :"(

Q. Can I have some of Sara's pie?
A. Is that really a question for me? Sure, have some.

Q. Why do you make Sara sound like such a horrible cook? o.0
A. Have you ever tasted her cooking? Precisely, you're still alive, therefore, you couldn't possibly have eaten it. O_o

Q. Why does everyone mistake cook and baker?
A. I suppose it's easily mistakeable since they're basically the same thing. Using chemistry to produce food.

Q. >.> Why am I afraid of your inspiration Esgal?
A. "Because you're the meaning of my life, you're the inspiration!*singing*

Q. How come Sara hired UB as the butler?
A. Actually, UB was hired as the butler by the person who used to own the hotel the beach house is. However, because he was a minor, the owner got persecuted for child labor. Now, when UB can work legitimally, he figured he might as well act as the butler there.

Q. Why haven't I even had a "speaking" line in the story yet?
A. You have.
QUOTE (Chapter 2)
"H-hey! I want to join too!"


Q. Shouldn't we have someone with no grammar just to make Kurai mad?
A. What about LoZfan?

Q. Why am I one of the more sensible people in the story? :wacko:
A. Because you are sensible (read sissy). :)

Q. Why is Karn super smart?
A. Karn isn't smart. He has highly intellegent A.I.

Q. Why did he quote Ivan?
A. Because he :wub: Ivan.

Q. Was grouping everyone ('sides me and Sara cause we own so much) in groups of 2 thought of beforehand, like when someone dies within their room, the roomate's automatically a huge suspect, or did it just happen to be like that?
A. Well, yes and no. It was thought out like that before hand, but it wasn't for any deeper meaning like that. Only that I thought it seemed reasonable for everyone to be grouped up 2 and 2 to save space. Sara owns the hotel for now, so she has a big ass room for herself, and you're a worker there, so you get a hotel room for yourself

Q. About how big is this island that the beachhouse is on? And does anyone else live on it?
A. The island is big enough for 30 people, a big beach, a small forest and a big ass beach house as well as a bit smaller beach house. A family owns the other beach house, but they don't live there all year around.

Q. here's a question: Is the killer actually on the guest list?
A. Maybe. Only time will tell.

Q. How long untill time tells? :lol:
A. It's spelled "until". >_>

Q. Which killer do you speak of?
A. The one ending people's lives.

Q. How many killers are there?
A. Who knows. :roll:

Q. Or... how many people have killed so far in the story? :o
A. ARGH. Stop asking questions like these. I'm not going to answer them, haven't you gotten that yet?!

Q. You know that I'd read at a beach party...>>...<<...how do know that!?
A. Because you seem a little...dull...>_>

Q. How many people are in the other family?
A. One mother, one father. They have 2.23 children, a mixture of boys and girls. The father sells insurances, the mother works in an office. The children have average grades.

Q.Are we going to meet the other family? If they're not on vacation at their OTHER house?
A. It can be arrangeable, but the ferry is out of order, you know. They might have trouble getting to the island. The house they have on the island IS their vacation house.

Q. Because they live in a smaller house they're super rich?
A. WTF?

Q. Do you not listen to Esgal?
A. No one ever listens to me. :"(

Q. Do you not listen to me?
A. ...I don't listen to you...

Q. Why don't -you- listen to me? Why are you so mean?
A. There's some friggin fluffy puff in the way, all I here from you is *mumblemumble*. And I'm not mean, I'm just mentally challenged for the worse.

Q. What's that supposed to mean?
A. No one ever said you'd like the answers. Q_Q

Q.do you only have a chance to revive the chapter after you die, or any chapter afterwards?
A. Well...it should probably be allowed, but what are the odds of you dying, you guessing right at the person dying next and you dying again? Added together, it's not very probable. I might stop reviving people after a while, but so far no one has guess right. Well, Puff did, but she wasn't dead yet. >_>

Q.How many killers are there?
A. Give me one good reason for why I should answer that question. >_> If I tell you, it'll take away all the excitement. Or some, at least.

Q: So, is the person who killed Strike the same person that just killed Severian? Actually, that's a dumb question, of course it was.
A. Well-...alright.

Better Q. Is the person that killed Strike and Severian Kakashi, Kaden, Kyrillos, Karn, Kipdog, or Kurai?
A. OMG, I didn't know Kakashi, Kaden, Kyrillos, Karn, Kipdog AND Kurai were all dead! K must be a cursed letter.

Q. Can you narrow down the list of "K" people: Kakashi, Karn, K.C., Kaden, Kryllios, Kiyoshi, Kurai, and Kip?
A. Well, Ivan can't be the killer, he's the protoganist. But what if Kojiro revives? That could make him a killer! >_>

Q. More of a statement than a question but you don't like me do you?
A. No, I rather love you. <3 It's those I love I make more fun of. Or more accurately, it's those I love I have easier to make fun of.

Q. Is Kakashi, Kaden, Kyrillos, Karn, Kipdog, or Kurai the person that killed Strike and Severian?
A. AS-I'VE-SAID, I'm not answering these sort of questions. T_T

Q. >_> Why haven't we seemed to EAT anything for the past couple of nights? And something that's ALWAYS bugged me about stories and such... doesn't anyone have to go to the bathroom? It's all too convenient that noone should have to be interrupted by a bathroom break.
A. Urgh. I think telling what everyone eat all the time is a waste of space. T_T
For the other question, I was actually going to use that as a gag in the next chapter. xD

Q. Understand?
A. No, you lost me there.

Q. Why'd you answer that last question then?
A. Because I am this I_I close to using a Loaded Die and turn the RN into yours next chapter. :@

Q. When can you kill UB?
A. As soon as I roll his number. T_T Wait...YOU JUST IMPLIED I'M THE KILLER!

Q. Is the person on the other line of the gunman's phone a tenant?
A. I'm very close to take away the <3 from you. :@

Guys. I won't answer questions regarding the killer or anything. I just won't. Give it up. T_T

On another note, don't add in smilies in your questions, I'm not allowed to have more smilies in the first post.


UnrealBlight - July 3, 2007 10:59 PM (GMT)
Why do we all seem to talk exactly the same way? <_<

EDIT: Apart from Karn, 'o course.

strike - July 3, 2007 11:01 PM (GMT)
Where did the basis for my characterization come from?

Ultima - July 3, 2007 11:02 PM (GMT)
Why can't my character be like real life Jordan? ):

UnrealBlight - July 3, 2007 11:13 PM (GMT)
Why do we complain when you're nice enough to make a story about us?

Lades - July 3, 2007 11:25 PM (GMT)
Why DO I know so much about guns. ^_^

Puff - July 3, 2007 11:25 PM (GMT)
Why does Aien want to stink?

sara13987 - July 4, 2007 02:17 AM (GMT)
Can I have a teddy bear? :)

Evesgallion - July 4, 2007 02:27 AM (GMT)
Why does Sara get a teddy bear and not the rest of us? (And is Sara ever gonna cook dinner in it? Also if she does who's gonna get removed from the story by it? :P)

The Entertainer - July 4, 2007 02:33 AM (GMT)
How did Karn check for finger prints with out any equipment?


UnrealBlight - July 4, 2007 02:45 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Entertainer @ Jul 3 2007, 08:33 PM)
How did Karn check for finger prints with out any equipment?

He didn't.

The Entertainer - July 4, 2007 02:47 AM (GMT)
Sure he did, lemme dig up the quote...

"But...on the knife, there was no fingerprints, so the killer wore gloves."


Evesgallion - July 4, 2007 04:07 AM (GMT)
Karn is a robot, and he has a cell-watch

Esgalglinion - July 4, 2007 10:01 AM (GMT)
Q. Why do we all seem to talk exactly the same way? <_<
A. On the internet, no one has that distinctive way of speaking. No one talks dialect, accent or that much slang. The only thing that makes us all different is grammatical knowledge, and hell, that's a bitch to research. It's easier that way, I suppose.

Q. Where did the basis for my characterization come from?
A. You're dead. You need no characterization.
No, I based it on our conversations and replies you've posted. So yeah, I picture you as a grumpy, old man with a notebook in your chest pocket. :P

Q. Why can't my character be like real life Jordan? ):
A. Because real life Jordan isn't internet Jordan, duh.

Q. Why do we complain when you're nice enough to make a story about us?
A. BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL ASSHOLES! I HATE YOU! WAAAAH! :"( *huggles Karn plushie*

Q. Why DO I know so much about guns. ^_^
A. I'm more curious over where your question mark is. <_<
You have someone shooting a gun in your avatar, and from our Adventure of David conversations, you seem like a guy who would probably know stuff about guns. And I mean, you're American. Don't like, all americans have guns in their homes?

Q. Why does Aien want to stink?
A. When he grew up, his mother told him he needed to shower. Aien hated water, and instead stole his mother's perfume to hide the smell.
I just thought it was fitting for his personality to have a general pop idol-personality.

Q. Can I have a teddy bear? :)
A. You mean...another one?! How many teddy bears do you want before you're satisfied?! No, more importantly, how can you even breath with that many teddy bears in the room?!

Q. Why does Sara get a teddy bear and not the rest of us?
A. Have you ever seen Sara without a teddy bear? You haven't, have you? Then don't ask. T_T

Q. And is Sara ever gonna cook dinner in it? Also if she does who's gonna get removed from the story by it? :P
A. First off, split up the question to begin with, so I don't get several questions in the same question.
I'm doubtful that I'm letting her cook. Not with everyone dying at all. She'd just add on the suspicion to her if she'd kill someone by it. Since you seem so eager though, I might let you eat it...

Q. How did Karn check for finger prints with out any equipment?
A. How could Karn produce a bottle out of nothing? How did he get a watch with a built in function as cellphone? Because it's Karn.

Now stop answering my questions before I even have a chance to answer them. T_T




Ultima - July 4, 2007 10:06 AM (GMT)
QUOTE
Q. Why can't my character be like real life Jordan? ):
A. Because real life Jordan isn't internet Jordan, duh.

yu huh....

sara13987 - July 4, 2007 11:29 AM (GMT)
I love those replies. I'm all giggly now. :)

Another question: Is Kurai fatally injured?

Esgalglinion - July 4, 2007 12:31 PM (GMT)
Q. Is Kurai fatally injured?
A. It is to be seen. <_< Let's just say she didn't die in chapter 3.

strike - July 4, 2007 12:52 PM (GMT)
No, all Americans do NOT own guns, Esgal. Few do. We sure as hell don't.

Puff - July 4, 2007 01:04 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (strike @ Jul 4 2007, 08:52 AM)
No, all Americans do NOT own guns, Esgal. Few do. We sure as hell don't.

God... I wish I did - I love guns. =D

Actually, rifles are my love (AR's, AK's, Mausers, etc)... Hand pistols (.22's, Magnums, etc) drive me nuts - they don't feel right.

...Maybe that's 'cause the first gun I ever shot was an AR-15. :wub:

ANYWAYS...

QUOTE
Q. Why do we complain when you're nice enough to make a story about us?
A. BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL ASSHOLES! I HATE YOU! WAAAAH!  :"(  *huggles Karn plushie*

:"( You making me sad, Esgy...


:rolleyes:

Saberin - July 4, 2007 04:01 PM (GMT)
My personal favorite firearms are revolvers, single shot, heavy firepower... too bad they shoot so slowly.

And I don't like rifles, the recoils not good for me.

Q. Can I have a teddy bear?

And if not, can I have some ice cream?

Oh right on a more serious note...

Q. How would rate each (maybe just living) characters (or add players who arn't there if you feel like it) sanity on a scale from 1 to 10? 10 being the least sane and 1 being the most.

Esgalglinion - July 4, 2007 04:06 PM (GMT)
Care to elaborate the second question? T_T

Q. Can I have a teddy bear? And if not, can I have some ice cream?
A. Why would you want a teddy bear? You're not even in the beach house. >_<
And no ice cream for you, but you can have the iScream, the newest product from Apple.

UnrealBlight - July 4, 2007 04:33 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (strike @ Jul 4 2007, 06:52 AM)
No, all Americans do NOT own guns, Esgal. Few do. We sure as hell don't.

That wasn't a question, now was it? :unsure:

Esgalglinion - July 4, 2007 05:43 PM (GMT)
Q. That wasn't a question, now was it? :unsure:
A.
QUOTE
He didn't.

What makes his post different from yours? <_<

UnrealBlight - July 4, 2007 05:55 PM (GMT)
Because I was answering a user-submitted question :lol:

Esgalglinion - July 4, 2007 05:57 PM (GMT)
He did something more important: Answering a question asked by me. T_T

UnrealBlight - July 4, 2007 06:06 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Esgalglinion @ Jul 4 2007, 11:57 AM)
He did something more important: Answering a question asked by me. T_T

......You should make your questions stand out B)

'Sides, it looks like one of the retorical or w/e questions that don't invole an actual answer.

But, for the record, I have 4 BB Guns, and have a shot gun, and pistol.

I've never used the pistol though... meh :ph43r:

Esgalglinion - July 5, 2007 09:25 AM (GMT)
Q. But in the second chapter, why was I splashing people with Valter? <_<
A. Because someone needed to splash water with Valter, or he'd be lonely. :(

Pondy - July 5, 2007 09:35 AM (GMT)
So, when is Pondy getting a bigger part? He's been a big part of the forums, in case you haven't been here for the last two years. :lol:

Esgalglinion - July 5, 2007 09:38 AM (GMT)
Q. So, when is Pondy getting a bigger part? He's been a big part of the forums, in case you haven't been here for the last two years. :lol:
A. In time. In a very near future, actually. I'm not saying anything more. Heck, you might die before that. Who knows.

Pondy - July 5, 2007 09:38 AM (GMT)
Try to keep it in third person, Esgal. :lol:

Q: When is chapter 4 coming out? :angry:
Q: How many chapters are there, total, including the first three? :o

Esgalglinion - July 5, 2007 09:43 AM (GMT)
Q: When is chapter 4 coming out? :angry:
A. Today, the 5:th July, I hope.

Q: How many chapters are there, total, including the first three? :o
A. No idea. Depends on how many people that manages to guess who dies next and so on. And what mood I'm in. Depending on that, more people might die in the same chapter... :rolleyes:

Pondy - July 5, 2007 09:51 AM (GMT)
Is it hard to write chapter-by-chapter without knowing who is going to die in each chapter before you write it? :huh:

Esgalglinion - July 5, 2007 09:55 AM (GMT)
Q. Is it hard to write chapter-by-chapter without knowing who is going to die in each chapter before you write it? :huh:
A. I'm not sure I get the question but...
I've rolled rns for the chapter I'm writing on and two chapters ahead of it. That means I know who dies for three chapters. Yes, it's hard, but I like challenges. Rawr. :3

LoZfan03 - July 5, 2007 02:58 PM (GMT)
is the guessing topic that's already starting the official place for the reviving guesses?

Esgalglinion - July 5, 2007 03:21 PM (GMT)
Q. is the guessing topic that's already starting the official place for the reviving guesses?
A. First off, I'm going to keep making fun of your way of typing, it's just too hilarious to let it slide.
You could say that. I didn't start that myself, but if someone manages to guess the right person there (and mind you, only those already dead's bets count towards that, no refund). If you guess your name right there, and you've been dead, you might expect you to come back to life.

Puff - July 5, 2007 08:03 PM (GMT)
Why does the lovey-dovey couple (Kakashi and Puff) seem especially secretive/suspicious?

Esgalglinion - July 5, 2007 08:12 PM (GMT)
Q. Why does the lovey-dovey couple (Kakashi and Puff) seem especially secretive/suspicious?
A. Plot hole. Duh. T_T

Evesgallion - July 5, 2007 08:37 PM (GMT)
PUFF DID IT!?!?

Why are you answering our question?

Puff - July 5, 2007 08:45 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Eves)
PUFF DID IT!?!?

I DID IT?!?! :o


:"( Why'd you have to die, Esgal?
Why does Karn get all the cool gizmos just 'cause he's Karn?
Does the beach house have pie? :ihavepie:

Esgalglinion - July 5, 2007 09:30 PM (GMT)
Q. PUFF DID IT!?!?
A. And what did I tell you about asking who was the killer? :3

Q. Why are you answering our question?
A. First off, it's questions.
You're asking. Policy of mine. >_>

Q. I DID IT?!?! :o
A. I thought you'd understand that you wouldn't ask that question. >_>

However, thanks, both of you, I just got inspiration for a scene.

Q. :"( Why'd you have to die, Esgal?
A. I wanted to die protecting the one I loved. Duh.

Q. Why does Karn get all the cool gizmos just 'cause he's Karn?
A. Who else would get everything? Only he can possibly get them.

Q. Does the beach house have pie? :ihavepie:
A. Yes, however, it has been baked by Sara. You wouldn't want to eat it.




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