Title: OMARG! LADES HIT THE BIG 1-8!!
Reydemagival20635 - October 14, 2007 02:18 PM (GMT)
Happy b-day fellow college student...
Valter - October 14, 2007 04:35 PM (GMT)
Now you can officialy be considered a pedophile! Happy birthday.
LoZfan03 - October 14, 2007 05:48 PM (GMT)
*hides in a corner, fetal position*
it's not real, it's not real, it's not real
SeverIan. - October 14, 2007 06:38 PM (GMT)
gl hf dd (too soon) as adult Lades.
UnrealBlight - October 14, 2007 07:15 PM (GMT)
There's nothing to be happy about, he's working at walmart.
Don't kill yourself f00. :lol:
Kipdog - October 14, 2007 11:03 PM (GMT)
Ursula - October 15, 2007 12:42 AM (GMT)
Kaden - October 15, 2007 12:50 AM (GMT)
Kakashi_The_Alchemist - October 15, 2007 11:45 AM (GMT)
Happy late b-day! I hate not having internet T_T
Lades - October 15, 2007 10:32 PM (GMT)
XDXD
Thanks guys. Now lottery tickets, porn, and cigerettes are legal to buy.
*ignores them and purchases skittles*
KuraiKitsune - October 15, 2007 10:35 PM (GMT)
Aww, sorry I'm late! ^^
Happy birthday! :D You're no longer jail bait!
...So, who are you voting for in the '08 elections?
Trace Stratus - October 16, 2007 03:37 AM (GMT)
Nothin' wrong with Wal-mart...20% discounts on the holidays biatches. B)
SeverIan. - October 16, 2007 08:56 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (KuraiKitsune @ Oct 15 2007, 05:35 PM) |
Aww, sorry I'm late! ^^
Happy birthday! :D You're no longer jail bait!
...So, who are you voting for in the '08 elections? |
I'll just selfishly intercept this question to advertise my own interests.
NATIONAL BARKING SPIDER PARTY!! They are total win in terms of being funny. Skunkfeathers is THE person to vote for if you are utterly disillusioned with american politicians.
On healthcare:
| QUOTE |
As for what the National Barking Spider Resurgence Party thinks and proposes on a subject that's about as easy to fathom as the IRS Tax Code -- and I'd rather do a book report on War and Peace -- we will pursue the following once elected:
-- an apple a day and a bowl of chicken soup to every American. It used to work, and is an economic boon to a significant agricultural voting block.
-- encouraging one and all to get off your palm pilots and let your feet do the walking again. It sure beats mandated back-up alarms on butts so big they have to sit down in shifts (ie., one of the two photos above).
-- encouraging MODERATION: in eating. Drinking. Drugs. Sex. Gals, use the smarts you develop after college beforehand; guys, use the head located on your shoulders, first. There'll be plenty time enough to answer the call of the hormonal/testosteronal rooster.
-- we will seek a new insurance program that is low-cost (no cost to those at and below the poverty level), and protects all from lawyers and politicians who are the single biggest contributors to the escalation in healthcare costs (or at least those who survive the bird flu, and decide to up their per-hour fees).
-- we will appoint Denise Austin and Ahnold Schwarzenegger as co-heads of a new federal agency we'll fund with a portion of that saved from the dismantling of the Department of Education, called the Federal Health and Fitness Department. In short: you'll get in shape or they'll jackslap you.
-- we will outlaw $10 per pill aspirin: what you pay over the counter is what a hospital and an ambulance service will charge, too. I mean, c'mon folks: once bird flu has decimated the legal profession who have pumped up all the other health care costs, you can cut it back too.
-- we will declare war on all viruses and bacterium that cause debilitating, terminal and crippling diseases. Those captured will have to go live in AlGore's energy-bleeding mansion, and contribute to his global-warming-carbon-offsets scam, as punishment.
-- and most importantly, we will push legislation through the thinned-out Congress, crafted to withstand the most ridiculous challenge from any court -- even that fruitcake 9th Shortcircuit one -- that simply outlaws getting sick, period.
I mean, let's remember here: if elected, we're now the government. If we didn't propose at least one thing that was totally bogus, you wouldn't recognize us, right? |
(bold added)
Frankly I think there are many better and more intelligent independent candidates(probably because this guy sounds like a pub who's willing to make concessions) but at least he's funny.
In terms of actual candidates, Gravel seems ok in terms of most of his views, but since he doesn't seem to take the election seriously I'm not sure that I would actually want him as pres. And he won't make it to the election anyway. I basically want to see a candidate who's going to try the war in iraq even though it seems fucked by coming up with some specific strategy changes that might actually do something. Which I'm not seeing, though it's not like I have any myself.
I don't want Romney. I'd rather not have Rudy. I don't want Richardson. Hmm, I suppose I hate the letter R?
Lades - October 16, 2007 03:34 PM (GMT)
No shameless political propaganda in my topic!!!!! Geez Sevvy. And thanks to Kurai, now I can date you 18 year old girls without getting them in trouble. XD
On the downside, all those high schoolers are off limits. Sigh...
Vote? Pfft. Why don't you decide for me? Or Sevvy. Or...Let's vote for KARN!!! :o
Seriously though, decide for me. :mellow:
Reydemagival20635 - October 16, 2007 03:52 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lades @ Oct 16 2007, 11:34 AM) |
No shameless political propaganda in my topic!!!!! Geez Sevvy. And thanks to Kurai, now I can date you 18 year old girls without getting them in trouble. XD
On the downside, all those high schoolers are off limits. Sigh...
Vote? Pfft. Why don't you decide for me? Or Sevvy. Or...Let's vote for KARN!!! :o
Seriously though, decide for me. :mellow: |
Seniors remain in your range my friend! Age diff is under 2 years... hehe... I'll be 18 soon meself... good 5 months...
SeverIan. - October 16, 2007 09:07 PM (GMT)
As far as High schoolers go...it's very strange but all the people who are now froshes and sophs at my HS are strangely smallish and overly youngish looking. And while I try not to judge girls based on size, most of them are too flat.
I guess I'm not going to have to worry about becoming a pedophile *relieved sigh* I mean seriously you're like "well ppl in high school are hot now why wouldn't they be hot when I'm 40?"
Also I don't HATE Ron Paul so I'm not totally R-hater.
EDIT-Nor do I hate Reyde.
Puff - October 17, 2007 08:17 PM (GMT)
Late, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY anyways. :)