I can't edit my signature. Therefore, plz delete it for me so I can.

...I really need to stop talking like this. Watching 'Master Chief sucks at Halo 3' too much.

I also can't see beyond the first post in any topic, with nothing loading below it.

Y'welcome.

You fixed my issues! Cheerz n' beerz are in order!


Seriously though, thanks.

I'll fly if you buy. :lol:

I'm up for that.

Tip: Though City of London is closest, fly into Heathrow. You can catch the Picadilly line of the 7th busiest (and oldest) Metro system in the world from there.

I'll stay if you'll pay

I'll shoot if you got the loot

Buy me some freaking beer.

I was just gonna hit Amsterdam and work my way up... :mellow:

Another tip for the wiez (the wise are too highe-falutin' for this tip):

Amsterdam is not what it's cracked up to be, no siree. Imagine the shittiest little pokey run down murky cafe/coffieshop/pub you can. Those are the only kind of establishments with cannabis licences. Red light district=one of the worst slums in Western Europe. On the up, the beer's nice.

Oh, the Dutch are freakishly tall as a nation. That's quite scary sometimes.

How tall is 'freakishly tall'? I mean, I consider 6'0 to be freakishly tall. o.o

Oh, that's nice. Little do you know, I'm 6'4".

No, seriously. :mellow:

Maybe you're just freakishly small. ;)

Sorry for only being partially on topic but have you also watched Master Cheif sucks at Halo 2?

I've watched all 3. And Road to Voi.


And Dutch women are like 6' regularly. Men, medical giants quite often. They also have big feet. :blink:

You know what they say about men with big feet?
They have big socks.

Although I've only been in amsterdam for a week I am going to say Mixtil's words sound about right from my experience, though it was fun anyway.

I've at least heard the red light district treats the prostitutes better than most places and that always makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside though I've got no clue if it's true.

They do because the oldest trade is more state regulated there. And the Dutch are just generally cool, fly & hip.



Oh, a scientific study on that very topic (on feet-penis ratio) produced just about the weakest correlation you can have. I can't find it on the web at this very moment.

I've a Dutch friend (Holland located); he said he's really short compared to the population...

:blink: Or maybe that was Esgal whom told me that.

Either way, someone is shorter than normal. :mellow:


Blight: And you know what they say about big socks?
Big shoes. ;)

In fact, you could say, that in any one location, 49% of the people are shorter than...well, average, anyway. Though average and normal rarely equate.

Do you know what they say about people with big shoes?
Big shoe boxes.

Their shoes are fucking expensive.

Seriously.

And very hard to buy.

Double seriously.


I'm a UK 13 (I think that's an American 14), and I don't go to shops to buy shoes if I need 'em. I ring around to find anywhere with them. It saves time

A 14's about the average around here, mine are 16 1/2, and I find shoes pretty easily.

Rly? They must have biiig feet in Texas.

The only people I've ever met with my shoe size are medical giants =3

Wow. Then you should come to America...

No idea way, but a lot of boys have biiiiiiiiiiiiig feet here. >.<

That's actually fucked up. average size for a 21 (fully grown) British male is like, UK 11 (that's a US 12.5, I think.)

My feet are 13.5 here in the US. I have no idea what our average is, but I have bigger feet than most people I know.

But I was born in TX so maybe I'm small for my home area.

I believe we all can just agree that Texas>The rest of the USA>UK

It's a general rule of thumb for everything, go ahead and right it down if you have to, it's very important information to remember.

Anyways, bit off-topic aren't we? :P

:huh: So, Blight, you're saying:

Bush>Rest of America dead/alive>UK

:huh:

No, Puff. He's saying everythings bigger in Texas. In Bush's case, he has one of he bigget gaps between his ears if that's what your looking for. :P

I'm a republican...and even I want to veto that statement

I'm 5'3.

My feet are size 6-8, depending on the brand of shoes.

I'm sorry, but seriously, 6'4 is waaaay tall. xD If I can put a ruler on my head and it only touches your nose, I think I've got a good reason to be intimidated. :P

Yeah.

Just, ya know, Bush from like 10 years ago.

I think he's actually a decently smart man, he's just so damn in-coherent that it makes everything he says drop like 20 grade levels.

Or daddy Bush, either's fine.

I can't remember what this topic was about originally...wel anyways, I'm 6'3" with 14 shoe size.

All I'm gonna say is

'Don't mess with Texas'

"So you're sayin' we can't make any jokes about 'dumb ole Texas'?"

*Ahem*


Anyways. x.x I'm 5'7 ish, with about a 9 for shoe size. x.x;;



And about either of the Bushs, I'm a democrat... so naturally, I can't stand him. Just like I can't stand 99% of the male population, but that's besides that point...

Well come on you take special exception to bush right? Come on don't lump 99% of the male population with some guy who's over 60, albeit quite healthy for that age.

... :mellow: ......really?...was that really necessary?.........REALLY?!

Come on, you haven't even met 99% of the male population. << ;P

Sev: No no, I'm not lumping them with Bush. They're just extra... or something.

Trace: 99% of the population of guys that I HAVE met (at school and elsewhere). x.x Not of the whole world.

P.S. That's why, if I wasn't with Juan, I'd be a lesbian. ^_^

Ok, ok, this time I GOT IT! I understand!

You think Juan/Kakashi acts like a woman.

Juan has a manliness quotient of 1% compared to other men

DAMN IT! STOP DOING THAT ME EVIL SIDE! *Cuts out the right side of his brain and his left hand*

Guys you have met totally suck ballz

(this may be one reason they don't interest you). AAAGGGHHH!!!!

as a guy myself, I feel compelled to throw out...guys really do suck for the most part

*Cough*

:unsure: You think Mixty's sig was fixed by now?

EDIT: P.S. =3 You guys make me laugh. :wub: