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Title: The Golden Rules of Online Gaming


SeverIan. - January 15, 2008 07:50 PM (GMT)
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Lag is a process whereby everyone in the game becomes better than you thanks to the Internet helping them become cheap. The Internet does this a lot, but never affects the enemies you kill yourself, because you have skills.

Karn - January 15, 2008 08:45 PM (GMT)
Linky would not load for me.

Hiyami - January 15, 2008 08:52 PM (GMT)
Wowwwww! xp That was hilarious. ^_^ I think I've seen it somewhere before though. Heh. Reminds me of FlyFF! T_T

LoZfan03 - January 15, 2008 09:04 PM (GMT)
wow...I don't play much online, but you'd think my Melee-playing friends had rules 3, 4, 7 and to only a slightly lesser extent 10 engraved on their foreheads.

throwing towards an edge is cheap, combos are cheap (well, not theirs, duh), c-sticking is cheap (because they NEVER use it, trust them), mario/dr. mario's cape is cheap (heh heh, and my personal favorite, it just so happens). but above all, Marth isn't cheap. interestingly enough, Shiek is cheap, apparently because her power resides mainly in her strong attacks. anyone can pick up Shiek and win, but Marth...you gotta know which direction to smash attack spam, and that takes time and practice to get down

and yes, myles_master, if you ever peek back here, this does mean you

nightwalker - January 15, 2008 09:09 PM (GMT)
all except the singing I've actually witnessed. That is pretty funny and reminds me of "When I become an evil warlord."

SeverIan. - January 15, 2008 09:47 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (nightwalker @ Jan 15 2008, 04:09 PM)
all except the singing I've actually witnessed.  That is pretty funny and reminds me of "When I become an evil warlord."

Evil overlord list for those who haven't seen it, I believe there's a link to another 100+ on that page.
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throwing towards an edge is cheap, combos are cheap (well, not theirs, duh), c-sticking is cheap (because they NEVER use it, trust them), mario/dr. mario's cape is cheap (heh heh, and my personal favorite, it just so happens). but above all, Marth isn't cheap. interestingly enough, Shiek is cheap, apparently because her power resides mainly in her strong attacks. anyone can pick up Shiek and win, but Marth...you gotta know which direction to smash attack spam, and that takes time and practice to get down

Geez I have this friend who has a sword or two up his ass for sword users, he seems to think the sword range makes them insanely better than all the other characters and uses this as an excuse when I school fox w/ marth. I mean come on I could just as easily whine about Fox being crazy fast.

AND DIRT KICK IS THE CHEAPEST THING EVER!!! DAMN YOU LUIGI AND YOUR DIRT KICKING ME OFF THE CLIFF INTO OBLIVION!




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