I look at the subtitle for this forum, and I see that its for topics that are too spammy for other forums, so I'm like "awesome, I was just starting to get hungry!" So I go and get a fork and a can opener for good measure, and look up the nutrition facts on spam just to make sure its not too unhealthy. So I'm ready for a delicious meal, and I come to the forum, and THERE'S NO EFFING SPAM!!!!! What the hell is going on here? I want some canned ham, dammit.
I wasn't aware that it was... ham.