I got bored and wrote a humorous play for our group:

In case you've forgotten

JP (bob): company owner
Randolph (DM): JP's son
Marvin (staple): head of security
Roscoe (me): chief of police
Thad (brick): police officer

Randolph: yo J. Pizzle, da worker homies are goin on strike tomorrow
J.P.: peeeeeaaaaaaaaaacccccceeee maaaaaaaaaaaan, that far out Roscoe dude can handle them
Narrator: Roscoe and his trusty sidekick Thad run into the room
Roscoe: I heard my name! not that I was right outside the door and dying for attention and rushed in at the very mention of my name, because I wasn’t because I don’t want attention I just want caffeine, I looooooove caffeine!!!! Hey let’s play baseball let’s run a mile let’s run a mile and play baseball at the same time hey do you like fire? I like fire fire is fun and whenever I….
Narrator: after ten minutes of rambling and maybe a tranquilizer dart or two
Thad: heh heh heh
Narrator: Roscoe is asleep
Randolph: whoah, that poor homie is schizzed out
Thad: ugh yeeeaaaah he’s tired, I’ll go with that
Narrator: J.P. sticks his head out the window and says peaaaaaaace to the workers, two seconds later they pelt him with rocks
J.P.: owwww, how ungroovy of them
Marvin: HEY! How come I haven’t had any lines yet?
Thad: you’re not special
Marvin: yes I am
Narrator: Roscoe snaps awake
Roscoe: no you're not
Marvin: aren’t you asleep?
Roscoe: no I’m nottttt it’s an illuuuuuuuusiiiiion
Narrator: everyone stares at him funny
Roscoe: just because I’m addicted to caffeine doesn’t mean you can mistreat me like that! I’m leaving!!
Narrator: Roscoe runs away crying
Thad: seeing as Marvin and I are the only sane people in this play I think I should tell you this, those workers got the Gompers because Gompers gomped them and now they think that they have to bring up the wrath of Gompers therefore we will soon be gomped and I’m too young to be gomped so I think if we don’t take cover we might get gomped by Gompers cuz he’s an expert gomper even though it’s mean to gomp people
Marvin: there goes your sanity
Thad: yeah….
Narrator: Roscoe runs back up
Roscoe: can I be sane now? Pleeeeeeeease?
Marvin: NO! BEING THE ONLY SANE ONE MAKES ME SPECIAL!!! I’M SPECIAL!!! YOU SAID I WASN’T BUT I KNEW I WAS!!! BOW DOWN TO ME FOR I AM THE SPECIALEST OF YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Narrator: unfortunately, since we have no money for special effects, nobody notices Marvin because of his lack of lighting and creepy background music.
Randolph: …………………who wants pie?
Everyone but Thad: I DO!!!
Thad: aren’t we supposed to be preparing for the stri—is that cherry? I LOVE CHERRY
Narrator: now that everyone has eaten their share of pie the strike has begun, right now J.P. is sticking his head out the window…..again….and getting pelted with rocks…..again….
J.P.: I can’t give in to your demands!
Stikers: booooooooooo
J.P.: but there is one thing I have
Strikers: what is it?
J.P.: it’s
Narrator: Roscoe sticks his head out the window and rudely interrupts
Roscoe: CAFFEINE!!!
Strikers: YAY!!
J.P.: I was gonna say cheap Japanese animation, but whatever works I guess
Narrator: and they all lived happ—
Randolph: no!! I wanna say it!!
Narrator: NEVER!!
Randolph: that’s it you’re goin down!!
J.P.: and they argued for the rest of their lives
Narrator: HEY YOU CAN’T SAY THAT! I’M THE NARRATOR!!
J.P.: heh, riiiiiiiiiiiiight
Thad: man you guys are stupid
Roscoe: but at least we have our dignity
Thad: whoah, I’ve never seen you when you weren’t suffering from caffeine overdose
Roscoe: AHHHHHHH I’M NOT HYPER!!!!
Everyone but Roscoe: and they all lived happily ever after
Roscoe: EXCEPT FOR ME! I’M CRAZY!!!

heh, you can tell I was bored