hey I found this somewhere and I thought it was hilarious

Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!
"7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

Oh yes, I've seen this and over 110 (I'm NOT kidding) lists. They're all hilarious, and I printed every single one of them out for school....heh.

LMAO

the best one is "call the psychic hotline and ask if they know what floor you're on"

Firecross, you rock! so funny! Your one of THEM! This is MY personal space!

15 Things to Entertain Yourself At Wal-Mart While Your Significant Other is Shopping:

1) <edited for content>

2) Set all of the alarm clocks in the Housewares section to go off at five-minute intervals.

3) <edited for content>

4) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in Housewares" and see what happens (Best if timed just right with #2.)

5) Go to the Service desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on lay-away.

6) Move a "CAUTION-- WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers that you'll invite them in if they bring some pillows from the bedding department.

8) When a clerk asks if he can help you, begin to cry and ask him, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9) Look right into the security camera, then use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10) While handling guns in the hunting department, innocently ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11) Dart around the store while loudly humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

12) In the auto department, practise your "Madonna look" using different sozes of funnels.

13) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15) Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while. Then yell loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

LOL. What are #1 and #3? It's so irritating now. You should have just gotten rid of them so I wouldn't know.

Why are you so curious to know about two possibly perverted things when for the last two years Keith and I bombarded you with definite perverted things?

Just because it's censored doesn't mean it's perverted, pervert. Or maybe it does.

I'm not perverted. Well, not anymore. Besides, what other sort of content would it conceivably be?

I sense another verbal spar coming on.

That is where you'd be wrong. Or maybe not. Mwahaha.

Aww. I like verbal spars. They're fun.

Is that so, thou saucy fellow?

Mmm... sauce...

Have at ye, ye naughty knave! (guess what I'm reading for english class)

Julius Caesar. I have odd memories of that. Specifically of my teacher making people do monologues, and one person using a recycle bin as Caesar's dead deceased corpse.

things to do when bored.

Wax the ceiling.
Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
Repeat above until failure.
Rearrange political campaign signs.
Sharpen your teeth.
Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
Braid your dogs hair.
Clean and polish your belly button.
Water your dog...see if he grows.
Wash a tree.
Genuflect to Lawrence Welk.
Knight yourself and some close friends.
Found the Jim Jones' School of Modern Bartending.
Flirt with an evergreen.
Scare Steven King.
Give your cat a mohawk.
Purr.
Mow your carpet.
Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
Whine
Play Pat Boone records backwards.
Re-elect Richard Nixon.
Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
Listen to a painting.
Play with matches.
Buff your cat.
Raise professional racing ferrets.
Paint your home...day-glo orange.
Dial-a-Prayer and argue.
Read Homer in the original Greek.
Learn Greek.
Change your mind.
Change it back.
Watch the sun...see if it moves.
Mail Jerry Falwell a Hustler magazine.
Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster.
Paint your windows.
Flash your goldfish.
Paint.
Smile.
Paint a smile.
Shoot at a fire hydrant.
Apologize to it.
See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
Rotate your garden...daily.
Plant a shoe.
Write letters to the political officials that are representing you, and tell them what a good job they are doing (on 4/1).
Sweat.
Give a Rorschach (Ink-blot) Test to your gerbil.
Take apart all your major kitchen appliances.
Mix and match the parts.
Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
Take your sofa for a walk.
Write a letter to Plato.
Mail it.
Start.
Stop.
Dial 911...breath heavily.
Go to a funeral...tell jokes.
Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
Carry a tune.
Drop it to see if it breaks.
Starch your shoes.
Contemplate a cockroach.
Get a dog to chase your car.
Let him catch it.
Form a political party.
Throw a political party.
Climb a sidewalk.
Ride a loaf of bread.
Annoy yourself.
Get angry with yourself.
Stop speaking to yourself.
Kiss and make-up.
Stand on your head.
Stand on someone else's head.
Learn everything there is to know about the Holy Roman Empire.
Read a Harlequine Romance Novel...but only if you're REALLY bored.
Build a pyramid.
Paint your teeth.
Wear a salad.
Speak with a forked tongue.
MAKE a drive in window at your local bank.
Walk on water...but DON'T get caught.
Shave a shrub.
Have a proton fight.
Watch a car rust.
Quiver.
Confess to a crime that you didn't commit.
Learn to type...with your toes.
Buy the Brooklyn Bridge.
Mail it to a friend.
Be in the wrong place at the right time.
Be someone special.
Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
Request covert assistance from the CIA.
Factor your social security number.
Take the fifth.
Take the sixth.
Read the 1962 Des Moines White Pages.
Join the Foreign Legion.
Learn to write Sanskrit.
Learn to read Sanskrit.
Exist...existentially of course.
Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska.
Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
Print counterfeit Confederate money.
Kick a cabbage.
Take a picture.
Put it back.
Go back to square one.
Sand a mushroom.
Find the heat capacity of your chemistry professor.
Play solitaire...for cash.
Abuse your patio furniture.
Run for Pope.
If you don't win, run for God.
If you still don't win, run for Mayor of Toledo.
Write a book about a previous life.
Count to a million...fast.
Have your cat bronzed.
Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.
Revert.
Sleep on a bed of nails.
Don't toss and turn.
Think shallow thoughts.
Run around in squares.
Boil ice cream.
Sterilize your stereo, with Jack Daniels.
Carve your girl/boyfriends initials...in a marshmallow.
Converse...with a flatworm.
Speak in acronyms.
Drive the speed limit...in your garage.
Make a schematic drawing...of a rock.
Be a rabid Boxcar Willi fan.
Sing the National Anthem...during your calculus final.
Pay off the national debt...with a bad check.
Calmly have a nervous breakdown.
Give your goldfish a perm.
Fly a brick.
Play tag...on the nearest interstate.
Exorcize a ghost.
Exercise a ghost.
Go to a cemetery and verbally abuse dead people.
Paint stripes on a lake.
Ski Kansas.
Wear a bowler...hat, stupid.
Test thin ice...with a pogo stick.
Apply for a Unicorn Hunting License.
Defend your neighborhood from roving Mongol hordes.
Do a good job.
Crawl.
Be a side affect.
Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley.
Play hockey with your little cousin...as the puck.
Duck.
Redecorate your garage.
Develop a complex.
Join the Army...be someone simple.
Try harder.
Hit the deck.
Cut the deck.
Make a deal with the Devil...keep your fingers crossed.
Put legwarmers on all your furniture.
Be number six.
Sit.
Stay.
Roll over.
Play dead.
Scheme.
Sprinkle your family room.
Cause a power failure.
Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
Give a lecture tour on the historical significance of cream cheese.
Wriggle.
Be cherubic.
Debate politics with a fern.
If you lose stop watering it.
Donate your brother's body to science.
Join Hell's Angels by mail.
Wonder.
Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave.
Be a square root.
Park your car...with a friend.
Park your car...with a group of friends.
Ask stupid questions.
Spew.
Surf Ohio.
Go bowling...for small game.
Have your first statement of bankruptcy framed.
Hang it on the wall in your office.
Staple.
Solve the population problem. i.e. x + 2y - 16x = population; solve for x.
Contribute to the population problem.
Interview a cloud.
Play tiddly-winks...go for blood.
Go to a drive-in movie in a tank.
Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway.
Crumble.
Crumple.
Translate Shakespeare into English.
Skydive...to church.
Send the president an alarm clock...wind it up first.
Do aerobics...in your head.
Play card with your swimming pool.
Found a cockroach stable and stud farm.
Send your goldfish to obedience school.
Pinstripe your driveway.
Play "Kick the fire-hydrant."
Harness chipmunk power
Free the oppressed toaster-ovens of America.
Free the obsessed toaster-ovens of America.
Mug a stop sign.
Change your name...daily.
Go for a walk...in the attic.
Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
Find a witch.
Burn her.
Regress.
Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat.
Go bow hunting...for Toyotas.
Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
Boldly go where no man has gone before.
Jump back.
Play to lose.
Scalp a VW.
Be a threat to the American way of life.
Be a threat to the Northwest Tibetan way of life.
Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Toronto.
Have your car painted plaid.
Found the TLO (Toledo Liberation Organization.)
Play nuclear chicken with a small third world nation.
Race turnips.
Give your grandmother a raise...and another week paid vacation.
Sharpen your sleeping skills.
Put out a fire.
If you can't find one make one.
Ionize your new chemistry professor (remember you took the heat capacity of the first one)
Make a lifesized replica of the Statue of Liberty...out of grape jello.
Tree a goldfish.
Get a college education.
Bury your fathers Nissan.
Tell your him the dog did it.
Catch a falling star.
Throw it back.
Place your cat in hyper-space.
Again tell your dad the dog did it.
Corner the market on Agnew in '76 buttons.
Find out where all these cylinders graduated from.
Install handicapped access to the {your favorite pathetic baseball team's} dugout.
Kickstart your TV.
Kickstop your TV.
Perfect the internal combustion telephone.
Prove once and for all that a cow can jump over the moon.
Complain to God that Jupiter has more moons than we do.
Make a list of things to do when bored.
Renumber the bored list...

... have you spent the last ten minutes writing this?

No, something else.

I was speaking to Shadow.

did you just take the last ten minutes to read it?

A read two, looked at the two hundred left, read two more, then did more random posting.

I'll read it before bed tonight. That way I'll remember it forever.

No, I meant I'm not reading Julius Caesar. It's some other Shakespeare.

Okay, lemme guess...

The Tempest
Macbeth
The Taming of the Shrew
Comedy of Errors
As You Like It
Henry the some number I can't remember
Twelfth Night

Any of 'em?

Nope. You're really bad at this, aren't you? I mean, it's the most famous one.

Julius Caesar IS the most famous Shakespeare.

In modern times I mean. If you went on the street and asked people to name a Shakespearean play, they would say the play I'm reading.

If you went onto the street and asked people to name a Shakespeare play, they would mug you and leave you bleeding in a side alley.

ROMEO AND JULIET!!!!!!

When the Elevator door opens, run out screaming like mad

Strike got it right. Therefore, he has more common sense and street smarts than you since he managed to figure it out without getting mugged or left bleeding on the street.

Romeo and Juliet?
Hamlet?

I've only read Hamlet, Romeo & Juliet, Midsummer nights dream, and Mcbeth.

i didnt post them cause they were suggestive.

oh! Sara remember the play we did?

what play? the Romeo and Juliet one? or one of the other random ones?

Huh. I remember I did Macbeth once. It was sad because I played Macbeth until the final scene, and then I got lazy and the director had someone else go in as Macbeth.

How does that work?

Directer: You're fired. Now you're Macbeth.

What don't you understand? It was a lousy, low-budget play and like two people watched it. Plus it was directed by idiots. The stupid prompter person tried to give me a line every time I did a dramatic pause.

Then fire the prompter.