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Title: THe cruel ABC's
Description: learning has never been so much fun!


King of all, Ruler of nothing - November 15, 2004 03:12 AM (GMT)
Welcome to my classroom, today (and everyday until ETERNITY) we will be learning the ABC's.

Studies have shown that people learn the ABC's better if the leter is accompanied with a mental image. So now we will learn the the ABC's accompanied with visual images that portray cruelty to animals!

I'll start us off with A, and then someone else can reply with B, then C and so on.

Just a few rules first;
B) you may not reply for two letters in a row, eg- B and C in one post, or even B in one post and C in another, let someone else have a turn.
2) nothing rude or crude, eg- no sexual comments, like "I f---ed a falcon"
2nd) have fun

Here is the first one.

I axed an ape

Karn - November 15, 2004 03:14 AM (GMT)
Bashed a beast

grondring - November 15, 2004 03:14 AM (GMT)
Cooked a carrot.

... aww, that wasn't interesting at all.

Fenix - November 15, 2004 03:15 AM (GMT)
umm cracked cookie can

Axem Titanium - November 15, 2004 03:18 AM (GMT)
dyed a dinosaur

Fenix - November 15, 2004 03:24 AM (GMT)
every egg eats ectosense i dont know what that means i made up the word ectosense

grondring - November 15, 2004 03:25 AM (GMT)
Floored a ferret.

Fenix - November 15, 2004 03:30 AM (GMT)
god gave great gong

grondring - November 15, 2004 03:32 AM (GMT)
Hacked a hellhound.

Fenix - November 15, 2004 03:35 AM (GMT)
i inked in incorperation

grondring - November 15, 2004 03:36 AM (GMT)
Jinxed a jackalope. (Hey, it's the only animal I could think of!)

Fenix - November 15, 2004 03:38 AM (GMT)
kackled kitty and thats all i can think of

grondring - November 15, 2004 03:39 AM (GMT)
Lanced a lemur.

Fenix - November 15, 2004 03:46 AM (GMT)
mom mooned mihcael

grondring - November 15, 2004 03:52 AM (GMT)
Nailed a nipper. (What's a nipper?)

King of all, Ruler of nothing - November 15, 2004 03:52 AM (GMT)
Roy, this is ment to be promoting cruelty to ANIMALS (not that I'm promoting cruelty to animals). so please use animals, not cookie cans and stuff.

I nudged a numbat off a cliff

grondring - November 15, 2004 03:53 AM (GMT)
Yup. Are you going to take "o"?

King of all, Ruler of nothing - November 15, 2004 03:59 AM (GMT)
I opened an orangutan (with a chainsaw)

Fenix - November 15, 2004 04:00 AM (GMT)
why not cookie cans rock and i cant think of anything for o

grondring - November 15, 2004 04:01 AM (GMT)
Pulled (apart) a parrot.

King of all, Ruler of nothing - November 15, 2004 04:04 AM (GMT)
I quivered a Quael (I made it quiver because it saw what I did to the orangutan with my chainsaw)

strikeraider827 - November 15, 2004 11:11 AM (GMT)
I razed a rhino.

Fenix - November 15, 2004 12:34 PM (GMT)
shot a stupid spider

Axem Titanium - November 15, 2004 08:04 PM (GMT)
Touched (with an 8 billion ton weight) a turtle. (damned turtle governments)

King of all, Ruler of nothing - November 17, 2004 12:15 PM (GMT)
I unblessed a unicorn

Phoenix - November 19, 2004 01:44 AM (GMT)
Vultured some veal

Fenix - November 19, 2004 03:39 AM (GMT)
whaled a walrus

grondring - November 19, 2004 03:40 AM (GMT)
What comes after "w" again?

Fenix - November 19, 2004 03:42 AM (GMT)
well that whould X my good friend

grondring - November 19, 2004 03:46 AM (GMT)
Okay. Just checking.

Um...

aXed a xenophobe?

Fenix - November 19, 2004 03:47 AM (GMT)
eh.... that was strange what in the world is a xenophorbe

grondring - November 19, 2004 03:48 AM (GMT)
A xenophobe is a person who's afraid of foreigners.

Fenix - November 19, 2004 03:50 AM (GMT)
o Hey you learn something new every day and what about Y

grondring - November 19, 2004 03:51 AM (GMT)
Yanked a yak (through a shredder).

Fenix - November 19, 2004 03:52 AM (GMT)
that sounds painful ok
zoinked a zebra

grondring - November 19, 2004 03:54 AM (GMT)
THE END! YAY!

Fenix - November 19, 2004 03:57 AM (GMT)
Finally after um.... like 3 days

grondring - November 19, 2004 04:02 AM (GMT)
Heh. Okay, let's go terrorize another thread.

Fenix - November 19, 2004 04:05 AM (GMT)
ok but why do we this?? are we just bored or stupid

King of all, Ruler of nothing - November 19, 2004 11:51 PM (GMT)
I'll just say this, you're not bored....... ^_^




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