Heres one I just thought of just for fun.

"A noob in need, is a noob indeed"

today is tomorrow for yesterday
today is yesterday for tomorrow



um........

"When in doubt, take a nap."

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll start a jillion dollar fish canning company and you'll be able to mooch off of him comfortably for the rest of your life."

"The good tactician recognizes resources when he sees them. The excellent tactician knows how to use them."

"Everything is a resource; you just have to know how to use it."

"Hellsing rox! Woot!"

1. a jillion isn't a number.

2. Your last quotation is wrong. It's supposed to be: "H3ll$1nG r0xx0rz! W007!"

3. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

4. "PH34r m4 4w3s0m3 L337 n00b p0w3rz!" (my salutation on FFXI)

"Stop being concetied <alana's real name>, we all know that I'm the best person here."

"you....are....all....wankers..."-me wen i was sick

"four homies for me? <blocked> insulting!"-me when i got jumped by 4 homies

"<blocked> TAFFY!"- alsso me when i was sick.

lol!

MARTH MARTH MARTH MARTH, marth's the man cuttin people up, got his glove and cape combination. Duh du du. he knows that one day he just might become a famous swordsman. ROY ROY ROY ROY

A rip off of the glen song on that starbucks commercial.

"In the end,there is only oblivion...and...an X..."

"My stupidity bests your smartness!"

"Jävla fjortis."(don't ask)

"BAYOOOOOBA!"(don't ask 2)

"Know what I'm the most afraid of?That my life is another person's dream,and when this person wakes up,I'm going to disappears."

"Somebody need to be somewhere else sometime else,and not near me."

"Oh mi gosh!It's the evil Zoinker!"*gets slashed by Energy Sword at Halo 2*

"if u dont like it, love it if u dont love it hate it, if u dont hate it shut up and leave me alone"

What's that mean?

"Fear my awesome Leet(I actually dunno) noob powers.

-<Sara's real name> won at bowling in the negative :P
- The stalkerish stalker stalks the unstalkerish people.

"You know what?If you turn it upside down,they are actually placed second."

Me to a much bigger guy that is a fan to the totally wrong team.^that was pretty stupid to say.

Any repercussions?

it's eye of the tiger, everyone has been so overeentranced by the visual media that hardly anyone knows that's based on a song by survivor from the 80's

ummmm....leet = elite I think

okay now the sayings:

1. the early bird may get the worm.....but the early worm gets the horrible death

2. stupidity is an art at which I am a genius

3. (this one's actually from bob) hmm this could mean the apocalypse, AHHH I SPELLED IT RIGHT!!! NOW IT REALLY IS THE APOCALYPSE!!! AHH NOT AGAIN!!!

Hey, I know it's Eye of the Tiger. Go me. Now I feel smart. Or at least not stupid. Either one's good.

I also know it is eye of the tiger, I have it for a ring tone and it says eye of the tiger so it would be pretty hard for me not to know. I call it the glenn song though when I am reffering to it having the lyrics of the glenn song because it's less confusing.

It's known better as "The Glen Song" than as "Eye of the Tiger", which I suppose it's kinda sad. It would be like more people knowing me as Grondring than as my real name. Which isn't true. I think.

I hate that it's known as the glenn song though, cuz eye of the tiger is soooo awesome

Do you play an instrument?

I do not. I'm trying to learn the ocarina a bit though.

Did you buy it from an ad? I've seen lots of ocarina ads trying to key off the popularity of Ocarina of Time.

I actually got my ocarina because when my friend asked me what i wanted for my birthday I said I want an ocarina and then i somehow went into all this other stereotypical Zelda stuff jokingly but he took me serious so now I have an ocarina.

Cool. How good are you at it?

Very bad, I can play a few songs though if I can look at the notes of how to play it.

Any songs I know?

I thought it was:

The early bird gets the early worm, but the early worm gets eaten. That is why we sleep.

Also:

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What about Russian Roulette?

Oh yeah, that reminds me. There was this group of idiots that were playing Russian Roulette with a land mine by taking turns stepping on it until it exploded. They all died. Also, there was this other group of idiots that were playing Russian Roulette with a pistol. But pistols are semiautomatic and would automatically put a bullet into the barrel. They all died too. It's really sad but funny at the same time.

I read about the semi-automatic one in The Darwin Awards.

Same here.

man i swear thats stupid, but i whould problay try ive lived through so many things that should have killed me, yet i have bad luck

... that doesn't make any sense at all...

another one of my ironic quotes:

"If you say that I'm violent again, I'm gonna beat you head off with a damn stick~!~!!"

"The early bird gets the worm. The late man prefers pancakes, coffee, and a side of bacon"
"The early bird gets the worm. That didn't work out too much for the worm, did it?"
"A penny saved is a penny earned. Too bad a penny is only 1 cent"
"Feed me"
"<bloked> you"
"I'm going to kill you"
"HOLY GUACAMOLY"
"http://www.politicalhell.com/bush-quotes.htm"

Nit nigh nerke jiy (its Hindi) (its a real saying)
it means if you take a bath every day you go to hell.

my turn "a pro in need is a nooby truly" i couldnt make it sound better

"If you swear one more time you m*therf*ucker I'm going to beat your f*cking head all senseless until you have no hell of idea whatäs going on!"
-Me to brother

lol