Now answering questions from Fullmetal Alchemist (manga), Hellsing (manga), Venture Bros., and Fire Emblem (story questions only). Bring it on, see if you can stump me.

Is Sonia a morph or not?

Yes.

Can you prove it?

No because I don't have a script in front of me, but I recall there being massive amounts of circumstantial evidence and possibly a few pieces of solid evidence.

Ok.

Any other questions? Try some FMA.

I know very little about FMA. Is the Holy Maiden(the S staff in FE6, I don't know if that is the name) a legendary weapon?

Define "legendary".

One of the eight divine general weapons.

Nope.

Darn your good.

Ask some FMA questions, dammit! Even ones you don't know the answers to! I must test my FMA merit!

What are all the laws of alchemy?

... okay, I meant reasonable questions, nothing along the lines of "name all the members of Scar's clan" or "what are all the laws of Alchemy".

I do know, however, that Alchemy is broken up into three parts: knowledge, deconstruction, creation.

Knowledge - you understand the elements that make up a substance.

Deconstruction - you break down that substance to those raw elements.

Creation - you use those raw elements to build another substance.

Those aren't exactly laws, but they're the closest thing I can come up with.

I meant like

1.To create something you must first give up something of equel value.

Oh, the Law of Equivalent Exchange? The Law of Equivalent Exchange is the principal law of Alchemy, plus what I dub unofficially the Law of Don't Transmute Humans or Else God Will Get Mad at You and Hurt You. There are probably also billions of sublaws that don't matter much in the big scheme but which are still important.

I was wondering if you new all of the other laws.

None of them have ever been even talked about, and it's not like I'm secretly an Alchemist or anything.

stumping time...

1. name all seven homunculi and where their tattoo of Oruboros is.
2. Is Shou Tucker evil? Why or why not?
3. What are the names of the Elric's father and mother?
4.Alphose or Edward, which is older?
5. Discribe the transmutation circle that Tim Marco tried to use to kill Lust.
6. How many ranks are there in the military?
7. I've me a summary of episode 13, Falme v. Fullmetal.
8. discibe in DETAIL the transmutation circle that the homunculi were created from.

1. The Seven Sins: Lust, Gluttony, Envy, Greed, Wrath/Anger, Sloth, Pride. Where their tattoos are differs depending on whether you're talking about the manga or the anime.

2. It can be argued either way. This is purely opinion. I, for example, don't think he was evil because he wasn't intentionally malicious, he was just callous with lives. As such the question isn't a particularly good one.

3. Hohenheim and Trisha.

4. Ed is.

5. Square in a circle. I assume it was that simple because he was drawing it with his blood and he probably didn't have time to make anything more complex.

6. How many ranks are there period, or how many ranks do characters in the show have?

7. Ed fights Roy.

8. It's the thing at the beginning of the show which is the background for the title. It's really complex and has like two circles on the outside, an inverted triangle on the inside, and lots of other scribbling around.

1. anime
2. I guess...
3. correct
4. correct
5. correct
6. overall
7. more detail...
8. *BEEP* you...

1. Gluttony has it on his tongue. Envy has it on his leg. Lust has it... on her chest. Pride has it on his eye. Sloth has it on her shoulder. Wrath has it on his foot. Greed has it on his hand.

7. Ed fights Roy and it ends in a tie.

8. I'm assuming I got it right?

1.) y, y, y, y, y, y, & y.
7.)hmph...fine then...
8.) yup... :hopping:

What, you want more? Ed fights Roy for his annual State Alchemist assessment. He succeeds in tearing one of his spark gloves by transmuting a cannon. However, Roy has another one and easily destroys the cannon and is about to take out Ed when he gets a flashback from the Ishbal Campaign. Before he can recover, the battle is called off because they've pretty much annihilated the parade ground.

good! :lol:

Haha! I have crushed all opposition underfoot! Come and fall beneath my mighty intellect of trivial things!

How powerful is the Sword of Seals in relation to the Divine General Weapons (according to the story)?

hmmmmmmmmmm how about:

give the wep vitals of every legendary wep you come across in Fe 6&7 plus where you get them (this isn't a hard one)

give a summary of chapters 11 14 16X and Final:Light the first part for FE. ha try those, (i'm gonna be crushed underfoot arn't i?)

To AT: It's a weapon greater than the Divine General weapons.

To Dur: Firstly, I said I do story questions. Second, what do you mean by vitals? Third, in FE7 you get Durandal, Aureola, Forblaze, and Armads at the final chapter. Fourth, in FE6 you get 'em all in side quests. Fifth, what do you mean by "summary"?

Even I could answer those... if I remembered what happened in those chapters without either consulting a guide or actually getting to them again.

My memory's not that great...