WE HAD AN EVENT WHERE THE GOVERNMENT WAS AND WE WEREN'T ATTACKED BY 190724890234702317489023747239074903718902374893 TERRORISTS WITH CHEMICAL WEAPONS!!!!!!!! IT'S A MIRACLE....aint that right mr Bush?

Huh?

republican dissing, don't ask

Eh?

PROOF. PLEASE.

*hates Bush, but thought he was better than Kerry*

He is better than Kerry, who's a stupid conformist idiot. =stabs pins into voodoo doll of John Kerry=

John Kerry: "Ow."

Doctor: "Please hold still for your Botox, Mr. Kerry."

Kerry: "Sorry. Did I tell you about my Purple Hearts?"

Doctor: "Four times already, sir."

>_<

amazing...something I'd thought I'd never see....

*is mad*

DON'T ASK. It's a BIASED veiw on something.

And DEATH TO KERRY. and HILARY CLINTON.

I'm relatively neutral towards Hilary Clinton, but I despise Kerry. Ya hear that, Kerry? I DESPISE YOU.

John Kerry: "Did you hear something?"

Doctor: "No."

Kerry: "Oh, okay."

Doctor: "..."

Kerry: "... did I tell you about my Purple Hearts?"

Doctor: "Six times already, sir."

I hate Kerry, and Bush. In fact I hate most politicians.

My View:

Politicians=Crooks

ALL OF THEM. Have you heard what Illinois's gov. is trying to do?

NO?

He's TRYING TO BAN VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES FROM BEING SOLD TO MINORS.

Oh. And Bush was inaugerated today. Everyone give a false Yay.

yay.

=gives a real yay= Woot Bush.

Politics is the lesser of two evils. Bush sucks.

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Bush: *sneeze* Jesus, I must be getting a cold or something.

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Kerry sucks too, but he's also a lesser of two evils.

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Kerry: *sneeze* OW! GODDAMNIT YOU IDIOT!! YOU JUST POKED FRIGGIN' BOTOX INTO MY FRIGGIN' EYE!!

Doctor: My bad.

Yay boo

Politics=a game for rich people (evil power mad people)= mad people = bush

BRING ON THE COMUNISM!
(Comunism is not that bad, cept it was used by bad people....)

Just like Nazism.

Autocracy works if you have a good autocrat.

What makes you think Kerry is a lesser evil than Bush?

the fact that *coughhedidn'torganize911tomakeeveryonelovehimcough* sorry I'm having a cold today, anyway Kerry is the lesser of the evils because we haven't seen him as president, Bush has screwed us over with the deficit and the war is inneffective and not worth fighting, if he drafts it's proof that he hasn't learned, no one should be so effin moronic to send that many soldiers over and lose and then ask for MORE, it didn't work with Johnson and it won't work with Bush, and Johnson pulled bills through congress that Kennedy never could have...so basically Bush is copying the guy who everyone knows as the Vietnam screwer-upper, only he's doing worse

1. The economy was sliding into a recession before Bush came into office.

2. How is the war "ineffective" and "not worth fighting"?

3. The big bad draft is merely an unfounded rumor stirred up by Bush-haters. Explain the reasoning behind why he would institute a draft.

WE went into this depression of Economy due to 9/11, if we weren't slipping before. It just sped up the process. The war, that's a little far. The deficit sucks, and now we've got all of this color crap. Not to metnion crappy govenors *looks towards Springfield* DAMN YOU BLAGOIVICH. >_<

He's pushing a bill to ban minors from buying 'violent' video games. Taht means no FE. HE. WILL. BE. EVICTED. FROM. OFFICE.

I'm for the war on terror, but no falseifying reasons to go to war. That's immoral, and war-mongering. SURE! Kill off Bin Laden. It's a shame that....that Palestinian died though. TRuely a good man. Yassr Arifat was a true peacemaker sometimes. We can all learn from him. Now we've got muslim holy fanatics, who TRUELY want a holy war. They kidnapped the Archbishop of IRAQ. 3% of IRAQ's pop. is CATHOLIC. This is gotten out of hand. I'll stop ranting now.

A planet without a good source of political mockary? Unthinkable.

AUSTRALIAN DOLLAR: "Yay President Bush, Ya doing a mighty fine job there."
BUSH: "Have you gained weight?"
AUSTRALIAN DOLLAR: "Why yes, I have."