Two chants we wonderful actors did (in private) before our play to get hyped. These are not, mind you, PG.
Step 1: Huddle in a circle.
Step 2: Chant the following lines softly.
"We're gonna rape. Kill. Pillage and burn. We're gonna rape. Kill. Pillage and burn. We're gonna rape kill pillage and burn, EAT THE BABIES!"
Step 3: Chant the same lines slightly louder.
Step 4: Scream your frigging head off shouting those lines.
Step 5: Shout "YAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!" or something other such loud, meaningless noise.
That was the first chant. Do the second chant with the accent. It makes it so much more, ah, interesting.
Step 1: Huddle in a circle.
Step 2: Chant the following lines softly.
"Yellow birdy, yellow bill. Sittin' lightly on ma window sill. I lured 'im in with a' crust a' bread..."
Step 3: Chant the following line like you're insane. Which you probably are, if you're actually obeying these steps.
"AND THEN I SHOT HIS F'ING HEAD!"
Step 4: Break into peals of demented laughter.
Yes, we actors are a horrible, obscene breed, are we not? Or at least we're a particuarly violent, obscene strain of a normally less violent, obscene breed. Whatever.
(And no, we didn't actually say "f'ing'; instead we used the word for which "f'ing" is a euphenism.)
God, I'm such a horrible person. =hits himself repeatedly=
lol
That's hilarious. Very creative.
Ooh, ooh! What do I win? Is it money?
You and your thespian friends.