This was really, really fun on the Pikmin Wars board while it was still alive. Basically, you are in Wal-Mart, and you must attack everyone you see, unless you want to make an alliance. You may use any items found in a regular Wal-Mart (and some items that aren't), but NO GUNS. That's the biggest rule. Guns take away the fun.

Okay! I'll start!

*Walks into Wal-Mart*
*Finds a machete and hides near the entrance*

*eats pie!*
*eats pie!*
*eats pie!*
*eats pie!*
*eats pie!*
*eats pie!*
*eats pie!*
*eats pie!*
*eats pie!*
*eats pie!*
*eats pie!*

*Cuts pie in half with machete*
*Holds machete to Bob McSteve's throat*
"Stop eating pie! This is Wal-Mart, not a restaurant!"

*gets a big tire and traps killing edge* bwhahahahahaa *then goes on a killing spree*

*Finds hose and rope. Ties self up to the ceiling with rope and waits for unexpected victims to walk under.*

*Pulls out gun and shoots everyone in a 10 mile radius of the wal-mart

*eats all the pies in walmart
*sells all the stuff besides the pies
*gives pie to mcsteve

*devours rest of pies

ahem no guns special one

*takes the gun away from you* *beats you with umm..... a subway sub* (and yes in some of my walmarts there is a sub way) bad person

*starts eating sub* mmmm subway *gargly noise homer makes*
*pulls out uum........a......bag of candy and gives it to yall*

haha i shall make yall fat and not able to run and stuff

umm i already weigh 175, *blows up candy* bad bad mr......... uh...... dude with a fire avatar

its the dragon from FE and i weigh 140 sumpthin and im like skinny 0_o its wierd cause im not strong

hehehe my friend weighs more than i do and i dont like it, hehe only 140 o yeah i forgot your in 7th grade (or am i thinking of someone else)

In 2nd grade I had a friend who weighed 125 pounds. That's more than I (a sixth grader) weigh now, and I'm not one of those small people!

Anyway...

*Cuts tire up with machete*
*Sees person with hose tied to the ceiling*
"WTF?"

as killing is looking up at karn
*shoots killing with a bow from the outdoors department*

*presses button on wall.*
*The outdoors department and aile 4 floods with pie.*
*Throws pie up at Karn*

*Lowers down and wraps the hose around legoroy's neck and then rises back up.*

*looks at karn* you think im that stupid *walk around karn (about 15 feet around)* ha

*chokes on karns pipe. pulls out lightsaber from back (like in cartoons) and cuts the pipe. Leroy and Karn falls*
SH111111111111111111111TTT!!!!!

*throws a baseball bat and hits Karn on the Head*

THUNK

*fills a lawnmower with gasoline and rides it aound, shredding a nearby inflatable pool to bits*

WHEEEEEE

*rides lawnmower around, running over a little girl*

~*eats little girl then rides bike to the toys*~

No toys for you!!
*pushes pedal to the medal, efortlessly running over Taoma*

~*jumps off bike and flies to toys*~ Who said i wanted the toys huh!? :P

Oh well, still, no toys for you!

*drives to toy section and shreds all the toys*

~*pockets the item that i wanted then flies in circles*~

How do can you fly?

Cause in teh stories i write, Taoma can fly :P and here, im here, just not evil... O.o

Yeah, well, I'm riding a lawn mower!

And im picking my nose!

And I'm chopping your nose off with a machete!

Spachtuler... spachtuler... Ah! here we go...
*stands at one end of the mall and pushes a shelve. They fall dominoe style across the entire shop, Therfore killing all innocent people.* oooooh checkouts! *grabs a can and passes it along the... the... infra laser.*
boop
hehehe
boop
hehehe
boop
heh... *KE hits me with machete.*

You MAY have your MAchette, but I have a SLINGSHOT! and BB'S! "Pegs KE in the head from a distance*

*runs in*
Now where do they keep the...ah here it is!
*Gets a super soaker*
*runs, and gets acid to fill super soaker with*
*starts pumping*
Hello world, may I take your order!

*Aien pegs choas in the head*

*runs over Aien with his lawnmower*

*Aien get's up*

YOU FORGOT TO OUT THE BLADE DOWN!

*climbs up into the place where ceiling cameras are, dismantles the little silver plating, and sticks head out*

*pegs Luis as he comes back around*

*pats large run over mark on head and back*

NEXT!

*rubs head*
Dam
*Jumps on one of the pipes in the ceiling and snipes with acid*
(My walmart has pipes up above that they never finished covering -_-)

(my lawn mower has blades on the bottom)
*whispers to Aien* Lets form an alliance. I found these.
*holds hand out and reveals a baseball bat wrapped with barbed wire* I have an extra one if ya' want.

*spots luis*
DIIIIIE!
*sprays acid all over luis*

*dodges the acid and drives away in his lawnmower*

*runs over pie with lawnmower*