Title: HOW TO RECOGNISE AN IDIOT
dinosor - May 30, 2004 02:08 PM (GMT)
HOW TO RECOGNISE AN IDIOT
(1) He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said, "concentrate".
(2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
(3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
(4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.
(5) He tries to drown a fish.
(6) If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.
(7) He trips over a cordless phone.
(8) He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
(9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".
(10)He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".
(11)He invents a solar powered flashlight.
(12)He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.
(13)He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.
(14)He takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home.
(15)He got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the floor.
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pokemon - May 30, 2004 04:44 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (dinosor @ May 30 2004, 10:08 PM) |
HOW TO RECOGNISE AN IDIOT
(1) He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said, "concentrate".
(2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
(3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
(4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.
(5) He tries to drown a fish.
(6) If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.
(7) He trips over a cordless phone.
(8) He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
(9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".
(10)He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".
(11)He invents a solar powered flashlight.
(12)He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.
(13)He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.
(14)He takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home.
(15)He got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the floor.
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:lol: :lol:
King Almond - May 30, 2004 05:54 PM (GMT)
This jokes section is getting better i must say man.Keep up te good work guys!
pokemon - May 31, 2004 06:05 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (King Almond @ May 31 2004, 01:54 AM) |
| This jokes section is getting better i must say man.Keep up te good work guys! |
ya ya.......3 claps to dino..... :clap: :clap: :clap:
dinosor - June 1, 2004 12:25 AM (GMT)
4 claps to you :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: .. hehe..
anyway copy and paste frm other webbie..haa.
fishyman - June 1, 2004 01:52 AM (GMT)
Muahhaha!!
1 more way to recognise an idiot,
He smiles whenever he sees the lightning strike!! :haha:
pokemon - June 1, 2004 12:43 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (fishyman @ Jun 1 2004, 09:52 AM) |
Muahhaha!!
1 more way to recognise an idiot,
He smiles whenever he sees the lightning strike!! :haha: |
wow ah.....this is cold.... :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: Joking only... :lol:
pokemon - June 1, 2004 12:44 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (dinosor @ Jun 1 2004, 08:25 AM) |
4 claps to you :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: .. hehe..
anyway copy and paste frm other webbie..haa. |
at least you take the trouble to copy and paste.... ;)
BlueIllusion3 - June 14, 2004 06:14 AM (GMT)