This thread has been quiet lately,
so here goes mine contribution
An American, a Japanese, and a Nigerian
were sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there is a beeping sound.
The American presses his forearm
and the beeping stops.
The others look at him questioningly.
"That's my pager," he says.
"I have a microchip under the skin of my
arm."
A few minutes later a phone rings.
The Japanese lifts his palm to
his ear. When he finishes he explains,
"That's my mobile phone.
I have a
microchip in my hand."
The Nigerian, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be
outdone,decided he had to do something just as impressive.
He steps Out of the sauna and goes to the toilet.
He returns with a piece of Toilet paper hanging from his butt.
The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow!
What's that?"
"I'm getting a Fax," he explains.
:band:
WAHAHAHAHHAA
fax machine...
:laugh2: hahaa.. funny man.. also peng..
boon never fails to bring laughter among us!
:rotfl: :rofl:
Bth siA.... Haha...