i copied the u know ur in cali when but with boston

YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM BOSTON WHEN...
You think of Philadelphia as the Midwest.
You think it's your God-given right to cut someone off in traffic.
You think there are only 25 letters in the alphabet (no R's).
You think three straight days of 90+ temperatures is a heatwave.
All your pets are named after the soxs, pats, celts or bruis.
You refer to 6 inches of snow as a "dusting."
Just hearing the words "New York" puts you in an angry mood.
You don't think you have an attitude.
You always 'bang a left' as soon as the light turns green, and oncoming traffic always expects it.
Everything in town is "a five minute walk."
When out of town, you think the natives of the area are all whacked.
You still can't bear to watch highlights from game 6 of the 1986 World Series.
You have no idea what the word compromise means.
You believe using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.
You don't realize that you walk and talk twice as fast as everyone else.
You're anal, neurotic, pessimistic and stubborn.
You think if someone is nice to you, they must want something or are from out of town.
Your favorite adjective is "wicked."
You think 63 degree ocean water is warm.
You think the Kennedy's are misunderstood.

if you go to this website there other massachusetts jokes there pretty funny
http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/locality/boston.shtml

lol cute! theres ones for italians too: lol



**- pretain to me somehow


YOU KNOW YOU'RE ITALIAN WHEN...



- You're 5'4", can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day, but you still cry when your mother yells at you.

* * Your father owns 5 houses, has $300,000 in the bank, but still drives a 76 Monte Carlo.

- You share a bathroom with your 5 brothers, have no money, but drive a $45,000 Camaro or Firebird.

- Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent are all blood relatives.

**You consider dunking a cannoli in an espresso a nutritious breakfast.

** Your 2 best friends are your cousin and your brother-in-law's brother-in-law.

- You are a card-carrying V.I.P at more than 3 strip clubs.

- Despite the hair on your back, you still try to impress the ladies by wearing your "Just do me" tank top to the beach.

**( more like 3 ) At least 5 of your cousins live on your street.

** All 5 of those cousins are named after your grandfather.

- A high school diploma and 1 year of Nassau Community College has earned you the title of "professor" among your aunts.

- You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners.

- If someone in your family grows beyond 5'6", it is presumed his mother had an affair.

- There were more than 28 people in your bridal party.

- You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.

- At some point in your life, you were a D.J

** haha 30 years after immigrating, your parents still say "Pronto" when answering the phone.

- You have ever been in a fight defending Sly Stallone's thespian greatness.

- Somewhere on your parents' property, there is a bathtub Madonna.

- You build your house with 3 materials.... brick, brick and wrought iron.

** haha my sister does ... You have at least one sister that went to Beauty School.

- Clothes from the Chess King will actually fit you.

- It is impossible for you to talk with your hands in your pockets.

- Have been to a funeral where talk of the deceased is, "He shoulda kept his big yap shut."



this one isnt taht good ^^

i found a better one a while back....imma find it for yall italianas out there lol

that was soo funny and its so weird how most of those r the sameee thing for armenians as well
im so serious its like all but the "pronto" and the modonna bathtub cuz i didnt get that one lol

lol madonna is mary....they put a picture of her in a bathtub in tha back yard....tis is whatelse i found :

And you REALLY, REALLY know you're Italian when:

. Your grandfather had a fig tree.

. You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00.

. Christmas Eve . . . only fish. **** OMG SOO TRU ITS ALWAYS SEAFOOD LOL

. Your mom's meatballs are the best.

. You've been hit with a wooden spoon ( HAHAHAH YEP YEP )or had a shoe thrown at you.

. Plastic on the furniture is normal. ( ALWAYS IN NONNAS HOUSE LOL)

. You know how to pronounce "manicotti" and "mozzarella."

. You fight over whether it's called "sauce" or "gravy."

. You've called someone a "mamaluke."

. And you understand "bada bing"

yup shes right, all u gotta add to it is everything we do is illegal, and then it will be close to the armenian one

haha! my dad never uses is turn signal! {i call it a blinker}

lol haah

Don't swim in the Charles, no matter what Bill Weld tells you.

haha, trust me u dont wanna. its filthy and disguisting!

read this one!

IDENTIFYING WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM



* One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago

* One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York

* One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston

* One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California. With gun in lap: L.A.

* Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

* Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy

* One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle

* One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonald's bag out the window: Texas city male

* One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: Texas country male

* One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment: Texas female

* Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia

* Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida

haha, thats tru except for the whole newspaper thing. i dont usually see that many ppl with the newspaper in there hand but i see TONS of women putting on makeup while they r driving.

hahahha! this is funny! I can relate to this!

CHINESE TO ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS
(For English speakers travelling to China)



Dung On Mai Shu = I stepped in shit.

Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu = Let's sleep together.

Ai Bang Mai Ne = I bumped into the coffee table.

Fat Ho = An unattractive woman.

Ar U Wun Tu = A gay liberation greeting.

Chin Tu Fat = You need a face lift.

Chow Mai Dong = Blow me.

Dum Gai = A stupid person.

Wel Hung Gai = Is that a banana in your pocket?

Won Hung Low = Southern Chinese dialect for Welcome.

Gun Pao Der = An ancient Chinese invention.

Hu Flung Dung = Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding = We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive.

Jan Ne Ka Sun = A former late night talk show host.

Kum Hia = Approach me.

Lao Ze Sho = Gilligan's Island.

Lao Zi = Not very good.

Lin Ching = An illegal execution.

Moon Lan Ding = A great achievement of the American space program.

Ne Ahn = A lighting fixture used in advertising signs.

Shai Gai = A bashful person.

Tai Ne Bae Be = A premature infant.

Tai Ne Po Ne = A small horse.

Ten Ding Ba = Serving drinks to people.

Wan Bum Lung = A person with T.B.

Yu Mai Te Tan = Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you.

Wa Shing Kah = Cleaning an automobile.

Wai So Dim = Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting = There is no reason to raise your voice.

haha! thats funny! wat site r all those things from?

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE



Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,

Your $on



The Reply:

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,

Dad

LOL ! thats so cute i just got that haha im slow

that one... u know ur italian one is soo true

Boston Lingo:
WHEN WE SAY ________ WE MEAN...
Bizah - odd
Flahwiz - roses, etc.
Hahpahst - minutes after the hour
Hahwahya? - how are you?
Khakis - what we staht the cah with
Pissah - superb
Retahded - silly
Shewah - of course
Wikkid - extremely
Yiz - you, plural
Popcahn - popular snack

* i always say these hahah...i dont even realize that its like boston words

the second u know ur really really italian one applies to my family so much its scary lol. the fig tree, the furniture the everythin! my families really italian lol so i love to see those kinda things lol.

ahh i kno rite lol!1

haha that was funny!!!

You know what angers me though..and I need to vent...
When people ask where your from and they say "Boston" but they really live out in the Springfield area near like Six Flags. NOOO thats NOT boston!! Or if theyre from the north shore like salem..noo thats not Boston either, thats NORTH of Boston. Sorry LOL (im from eastie so it aggravates me) :) You Boston people know hwat I mean

ya when like people from out fo state ask where ur from it aggrevates me so much when they say boston its like no your and hour out of boston!!

wth is eastie? anyways yeah i'm from holyoke outside of springfield and when people say that it's like nooooo damn you are NOT from boston lol or they'll say near boston uhhhh no

eastie is east boston...i used to live there until i moved to westie (west roxbury)

oOo okay now i feel dumb