Title: Jokes
Description: all about jokes
strongy6 - February 10, 2005 11:31 PM (GMT)
i tink we sould have a joke of the week ;) :yup:
Im Not Last - February 11, 2005 01:26 AM (GMT)
i have a joke: there r 3 political leaders on a plane, the first dude says "i like my country, and he tosses a gold star outta da plane. the 2nd dude says "my country is ok" then he tosses a silver star out da plane. the third guy says "i hate my country" and tosses a bomb out the plane. a man then notices i kid crying. he goes iup to him asks "why are u crying?" the oy replies" a gold star hit me on the head" the man then notices another boy crying. he asks" little boy, why are u crying?" the boy replies " a silver star hit me on the head". the man continues on his business, when he notices a kid laughing, so he asks," why r u laughin" the boy replies," i fart and the building behind me blows-up"
wat u think?
strongy6 - February 11, 2005 01:58 AM (GMT)
lol way better than mine i posted the poll rong :lol:
Im Not Last - February 11, 2005 02:15 AM (GMT)
sv22 - February 15, 2005 09:33 PM (GMT)
I know a guy that stayed up all night to study for his urin test.
This joke isnt meant to be "sick" or anything, heck my teacher told us this joke a while back...
Im Not Last - February 15, 2005 09:57 PM (GMT)
a. dat does sound sik and
b. i dont get it
sv22 - February 15, 2005 11:32 PM (GMT)
1. The funny part isnt sick
2. You cant study for a urin test....THat was supposed to be the funny part.
Im Not Last - February 16, 2005 12:03 AM (GMT)
strongy6 - February 19, 2005 05:33 AM (GMT)
any1 got good jokes not o thumbs up jokes
Im Not Last - February 19, 2005 01:49 PM (GMT)
u mean dat mines a bad 1 *offended look* lol jkin.
Wizzy19 - March 12, 2005 02:31 AM (GMT)
lol i got some good jokes :) ( some of them suck lol )
1.) Q - what did one cannibal say after eating a clown?
A - does this taste funny to you?
2.) Theres two blonds in a car and the one driving is speeding. The speeding blonde asks the other blond to check if there are any police cars following them. The blond replies "yes". The blond driving asks if the police cars' lights are on. The blond replies " yes, no, yes, no, yes, no " :lame:
Here are some "your momma" jokes
3.) Your mommas so fat that when she wears an X-Files t -shirt helicopters try to land on her. :lol:
4.) your mommas so fat that when she walks in front of the tv we missed two episodes of friends :)
5.) your momma smells so bad she has to sneak up on water.
And my last joke is....
6.) You can tell ur a red-neck if your house has more miles on it then your truck.
Enjoy eh,
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Vibu212 - March 12, 2005 02:39 AM (GMT)
actually i found them damn funny! especially blonde jokes :lol:
sv22 - March 12, 2005 03:32 AM (GMT)
LMFAO! First one was my favorite :)