I got your runaway smile in my piggy bank baby
Gonna cash it right in for a new Mercedes
You were worth the hundred thousand miles
But you couldn't stay awhile
I got your little brown shirt in my bottom drawer baby
And your little white socks in the top drawerStudents are arriving from all over to the glorious college of Lancer County University in Manchester, New Hampshire. LCU is one of America's largest party schools. Everyone here is partying most of the day and then study for two hours of the day. Some think the school is a waste of college space but once you get there you'd see that it's not all just fun and games...
You were always leaving your shit around
And gone without a sound
Yeah I'm the first to fall and the last to know
Where'd you go?
Now I'm heels over head
I'm hanging' upside down
Thinking how you left me for dead
California bound
But what happens when eight people come to the school and start to socialize? Well lots. While two of the girls get along perfectly, the other two girls despise them. The guys all get along great except for one. While three of them are into drugs the other is not. But again, what happens when the bitchiest girl falls for the guy that is more into drugs and sex than the rest of them?
I got a first class ticket to a night all alone
And a front row seat up right by the phone
Cause you're always on my mind
And I'm running out of time
I've got your hair on my pillow and your smell in my sheets
And it makes me think about you with the sand in your feet
Is it all you thought it'd be?
You mean everything to meBut what about everyone else? Well, mostly they all just care and worry about drugs, sex, love, drinking, and just having fun. They don't know of the responsibilities and consequences that come with sex, drinking, drugs, and partying. To everyone sex is the most important thing about college. Well they will be surprised when they figure out how much work it is.
Now I'm heels over head,
I'm hangin' upside-down
Thinking how you left me for dead
California bound
And when you hit the coast
Maybe you'll finally see
And then you'll turn it all around and you'll come back to me
College Has Never Been Like This